An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings
They’ve Multiplied!
If you have been visiting for a while, you’ll be familiar with my continuous battle with alien critters (aka peacocks and goats). I was only gone for a week, yet come back to find the SOBs have multiplied. Ok, not severely, but where there were only six peacocks when I left, now there are seven. Seven full grown, mocking fowl! Quote from small child: That’s pretty cool, but they’re evil! Well, I couldn’t agree more.
I realize that the Lord made these beautiful birds for a darn good reason. That being said, I’m fairly sure it wasn’t so they could drive me completely and utterly insane, but for the life of me, I can’t figure it out at this point in time.
I didn’t manage to get any pictures because I was too busy trying to chase them off (yes, Fred, in my jammies).
The cat battle has been fairly interesting this morning. Tazz finally decided she’s not going to live on my desk, so she’s at least wandering around the house. She is still hissing and spitting when Mr. Spot moves in too close, but any progress getting them use to each other is a good thing. Hootie, on the other hand, would not even come down off the fridge for breakfast. I had to put her bowl up there. sigh…. I tried luring her down a little at a time, to the counter, then the floor, but the bottomless pit of felines, aka Mr. Spot, got to her food before she’d even made the effort.
This is going to be a long process.  I wonder if I’ll live long enough. 
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Cats are survivors, they’ll for a cat family soon, and if you die in your sleep, they will eat you…
The peacocks on the other hand, are noting but a nuisance, a 12GA will fix ALL of that, and who knows, Southern Fried Peacock might be pretty damn good…
Col. Kates Culinary Peacock Palace… LMAO…
Hi Fred,
Once I can really get down there there is a selection -
12s, 20s, and perhaps my favorite for peacock work, a
.410. OL’Broad doesn’t know how
to work them. I’m looking forward to this.
Ah yes, the ultimate in recycling. Thanks ever so much for that mental image. LMAO
Mr Ol’ Broad, if this Fried Peacock thing takes off, I want a percentage of the action…
Hunny….even if I knew how to work the great big boom booms….I’d spend more time on my ass, or blow m’own foot off.
Yes, we’re looking for recipes.
My thought is to just breast them out, marinade,and bake.
That’s the way we do geese around here. It speeds up the cleaning process
yuck on the fried peacock… and if you really wanna get rid of em, sick my kidlet on em.. tell her she can have one as a pet…. next thing you know, she’ll have em in dresses and they’ll be running for the border
What an evil mind you have! LMAO
geee… i wonder where i get it from??
Your sperm donor, obviously.
As my spouse would say… Riiiiiiiight