An Ol' Broad's Ramblings
Well Ain’t I Special!
Yes ladies and gentlemen. I’m one very special ol’ broad! I got an invitation to a down home barbeque. And, for only $2300 per couple and a 7 hour drive, I get to chow down with Fred Dalton Thompson!
I’m really sorry, but odds are, I’ll have to decline said invitation. Perhaps if it was $230, I’d consider, but once you add that extra zero, you are going way outta my league! Of course, I could send ‘em a $230 donation, but I wouldn’t get the good munchies.  It doesn’t even offer the option for a lone diner. Has to be a couple. Well, Mr. Ol’ Broad won’t be down here till after the 20th, so I’m afraid he won’t make it either.
No disrespect intended towards Fred, or those hosting said BBQ, but if I were you, I’d look for the small dollar type donors to invite to a shindig, cuz they/we are going to be the ones filling the coffers for your campaign.
Maybe we should just let Hollywood set all of this up and fund it.
That way we’d have Fred for the GOP and Geena Davis for the Democrats.
After all, Geena knew how to get along with Republicans in Congress!
Send him the $23, save the two zeroes for yourself and run over to Corky’s BBQ.
Save me a hushpuppy and some fried pickles.
Fried pickles? I didn’t see any fried pickles on my last trek through Corky’s. :/ I have, however seen signs around here for fried Moon Pies. Hmmmm….not so sure that’s a good thing. LOL