An Ol' Broad's Ramblings
Di’ja Miss Me?
Not sure if anyone noticed, but I’ve been missing in action since Monday. Why, you ask? Well, cuz the ol broad is…..well, OLD! And falling apart, one cell at a time. sigh…. Seems I had something like a mild stroke. I think they ruled out the heart attack, but I never could get a straight answer, so who knows. I’ve spend the last 3 days in the hospital and lemme tell ya, they were happy to see me leave. The abuse you suffer at the hands of doctors and nurses! I swawnee!
THAT, ladies and gents, is where they give you the blood thinners. I didn’t know that they stabbed you in the stomach! The shot didn’t actually hurt, it was what happens AFTER the shot. Yes, my blood is so thin now, it is still leaking after 2 days. sigh… Attractive, eh? You should see my arms!
Honestly, the nurses in Jackson were fairly terrific. The doctors? Well, I never saw one long enough to get a comprehensive response, and one, I can tell ya, I fired! Nothing worse than a doctor who thinks he’s G-d. Sheesh!
So, anyway, I’ll be taking it easy for a few days. I might slip something on here once in a while, but odds are, I’m going to be in my jammies, on the couch, remote in hand!  I’m gonna be just fine! At least for now! 
You poor thing! Glad you’re taking it easy. I’ll be thinking about you.
You say you will be okay- what do the doctors say?
Email me- okay.
OuCh! That doesn’t look like it feels pleasant…
Think happy thoughts, and forgeddabout those cardboard boxes, goats and peacocks!
Get well. soon!
You better be OK! I’ll be praying for you! Take it easy and get well soon!
You had us worried!! Now get some rest!!! No “Peacock Dance” for you!!!
the peacock poop will have to wait for another day… just hang in your belfrey and be mellow
Ouch! You take care of your self.
Well, I was wondering, a mild stroke huh?? Not something to be messing with, lemme ask you this, you gonna lay the smokes down NOW??
If there’s anything we can do, say the word, I have NO idea what it could be but if it’s possible, it’s there, love ya Ol’ Broad, in a bro/sis kind of way… F&B
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Oh no! Rest up and I hope you are okay.
–Stew
Damn, In the “wheres Ol Broad” pool I had placed my money on the “Kidnapped by the Peacock Liberation Organization (PLO)” square.
Good luck and stay relaxed. We all miss you.
Taker easy… and lay off the peacock fighting for a while. Get better soon.
Thoughts and prayers! I read you every day from Waupun!
Take it easy for a bit. We need you around.
Ummm…that’s more visual info than I needed
Take it easy and get better in hurry.
Glad you are back! Take things easy for a while…don’t let those peacocks tempt you into anything!!
Get well soon. Your peacocks would miss you.
YEOWCH!!
Ma-am, I did’nt catch this until now, (I’m so sorry). I hope your doing better these days. Please please please follow doc’s orders and take care of yourself. Take care.
Not to worry Sancho, all is well…more or less.
Good to hear, I hear peacock soup is good for that
Hey, I’m in the south now….gotta deep fry those suckers! LOL