An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings
Dead On
A snippet:
The Offender: The “Thank You†Wave Forgetter
Setting the Scene: You are leaving a packed parking lot after a sporting event and cars are funneling down into the one main lane out. Being the polite person that you are, you allow someone to jump in line in front of you. The problem is he doesn’t acknowledge your good deed with a wave, smile or even a head nod. This is incredibly poor form.
Appropriate Punishment: Since the ingrate is now right in front of you, turn your brights on and keep them on until you are out of the parking lot.The Offender: The “Lane Closed Ahead†Sign Ignorer
Setting the Scene: Since his time is much more important than everyone else’s, this guy thinks it’s OK for him to skip ahead of 40 other cars who actually obeyed the sign and moved over. Sadly, someone ALWAYS lets this boor in.
Appropriate Punishment: Under no circumstances should this motorist be allowed to cut in. You must ram this offender into the rail when he tries making his move into the line. If I ran the world, the cost to repair any damage your car incurred while nudging Lane-Closed-Ahead-Sign-Ignorers off the road would be paid out of their insurance. Plus you would be given a $500 reward for your service to humanity.
Heh. Go read the rest…..you’ll recognize the ‘offenders’, unless you ARE one, in which case, you’ll be oblivious, just like you are on the road.
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