An Ol' Broad's Ramblings
Two Down, Five to Go!
There’s nothing more disconcerting that to look up from the trusty laptop to see someone staring at you. When that ‘someone’ is an EVIL bird, you thought you got rid of, it’s down right annoying.
And I sure as hell don’t much care for them shaking their asses at me either!
Well, there are now two less of the foul fowls! Heh. Mr. Ol’ Broad took Mr. Red Truck at his word!
Ok, yeah, I feel kind of bad, but then again, HELL no I don’t! They have been making my life a living hell since we moved in this place. I’m trying to convince the Mr. to clean them. Christmas dinner and all that! I mean, really, when you shoot something, you’re suppose to eat it, right? Isn’t that why ya hunt? Ok, this wasn’t exactly a hunt. Birds too stupid to run away when there are loud bangs (which wasn’t as loud as I expected) deserve to be shot. Pfft!
And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is what two 
 peacock carcasses looks like!
LMAO… ’bout time… Good shooting Mr. Ol’ Broad…
I suppose I should be out there helping him, but….. I’m a sissy! Heh!
There’s some potential here to make a few bucks. What pimp wouldn’t want a peacock feather stuck in their big white, wide brimmed, velvet pimping hat?
Try NOLA first, you’re bound to make a small fortune.
Ol Broad, you ever think of banning this cocksucker Clark??
Just askin’, but they sure seem to enjoy tending your business…
I’ve shot a few chipmunks in my time that were a similar nuisance and trying to takeover, the key is that you really have to lead those evasive rascals.
I’ll betcha the asswipes think cows are cute too, but I’ll betcha they eat meat…
I know Bambi is damn good, makes wonderful chili…
Clark the cluck said: that it’s OK to kill anything that comes on to your land?
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Actually, it is, try walking on their property uninvited and see for yourself…
Amie….get off your high horse! Those damn birds have done so much damage around here, not to mention the man who owns them TOLD US TO SHOOT THEM! As for your disappointment…. Yeah….? I’m all crushed! Do NOT make me go into family business here. It is NOT the correct forum. I have kept my mouth shut for 7 years, and pray I continue to do so for the next 7, and the 7 after!
Fred, I’m seriously considering it!
Ol Broad, actions speak a lot louder than words, it’s your blog, don’t let some asshole like this disrupt it for you… Just my opinion…
Sadly, we can’t choose ‘family’. But not to worry…. I have my moments! Heh.
I was going to say release the PETA people, but I can see they are already here.
*Stands up and cheers for Ol Broad*
Don’t forget to put the feathers back in place when you serve them. Makes for a lovely presentation.
As for the example you set, I think it’s a darn fine one. You dealt with this legally. You told him to keep his nuisances off your property. He didn’t. You ended the nuisance. In AMERICA, your home is still your castle and you are allowed to defend it from nuisances.
can anyone say anal retentive?? as for the minor to influence… pfft…. i know that twisted little mind… she probably thought it was cool… lol
Btw… can you make peacock jerky? lol
Unfortunately, we didn’t get ‘em cleaned in time. Too warm. Well, there’s always the next batch, if Mr. R.T. doesn’t get the message.
Jr was not in the least upset. After doing her own “peacock dance” a time or ten, she all too well understands the reasoning.
Ya want me to ban them for you???? I’ll be happy to take care of it for you ya know!!!!
Nice shootin’ Mr. Ol’ Broad!!!!