An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings

A Simple Solution

7 April 2008, 12:14 pm. . Filed under Borders, Chuckles.

A Good Plan

 

Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .


Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation.


+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Odd.  I seem to remember suggesting the moat with alligators quite a while back.   Although, I have to admit, who ever wrote this left out the piranhas gun turrets.

H/T: Sharon


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2 Comments »

  1. John Foust. 7 April 2008, 2:40 pm

    I think the moat is called “Rio Grande.” Not working so well so far. The levies aren’t too low. The land behind them is too low. You want to raise the buildings? Alligators are good eating.

  2. olbroad. 7 April 2008, 4:51 pm

    Well, we need to dig ‘er deeper….add the ‘gators, although, you’re right….they ARE good eatin’. YUM! Raise the buildings? Naw….make a lake….Lake Orleans or some such. sigh…. No, I guess we couldn’t do that, could we.

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