An Ol' Broad's Ramblings

Couldn’t Resist!

22 April 2008, 1:19 pm. 8 Comments. Filed under Chuckles.

I’m a lady, so I closed my eyes when I read this! :)

The Transformative Effects of Marriage on the Y-chromosome.

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes

After a few days they meet again…..

The engaged girlfriend said: ‘The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4′ stilettos and mask. He said, ‘You are the woman of my life, I love you…then we made love all night long.’

The mistress stated: ‘Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word. We just had wild sex all night.’

The married one then said: ‘The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, ‘Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?’

Courtesy of Ken the cop. 

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8 Comments »

  1. christmasghost. 22 April 2008, 4:16 pm

    after being married for 30[!] years this year [i was a mere fetus when i married] i can honestly say that that is EXACTLY what my smark alec husband would have said………..
    still laughing………….

  2. olbroad. 22 April 2008, 4:56 pm

    I’m trying to remember…. Hmmm…. Nope! Can’t come up with such a circumstance. :)

    Fetus? Me too. Every single time! HEH.

  3. christmasghost. 22 April 2008, 9:05 pm

    olbroad………….you mean you NEVER dressed up as batman ?
    heh heh heh………..
    me either…..but i have a vivid imagination……….

  4. olbroad. 22 April 2008, 9:10 pm

    Well, not that I can remember in this incarnation. Heh.

  5. brat. 23 April 2008, 5:17 pm

    oh good grief….lol…. and the rest of this (at least in my house) would say.. ” woman arrested after beating husband silly with cast iron pan…. news at 11″

  6. olbroad. 23 April 2008, 9:04 pm

    Which channel? I’ll be sure to watch. Heh!

  7. brat. 24 April 2008, 2:22 pm

    one day you may be cute, but today is not that day….

  8. olbroad. 24 April 2008, 3:00 pm

    Pfft! I’m cute everyday!