An Ol' Broad's Ramblings

I HATE THOSE *^$% BIRDS!

13 May 2008, 9:24 am. 5 Comments. Filed under The Peacock War.

This is not how I wanted to start my morning. Cats are fed, the coffee is made, and I’m perusing the news. I look up to find my deck has become a ‘love nest’ for freakin’ peacocks! NOT my idea of major entertainment, lemme tell ya!

No, I didn’t catch ‘em in the “act”. This is a family friendly site after all!

So, after numerous, “Get the hell out of of here you *&#^)@#* birds!” and dragging Mr Spot back in the door, it was peaceful……for a while.

I hear the Mr coming into the living room. “That peacock just signed her own death warrant!”

Let’s face it, we have been through hell with those evil fowl! It’s not just the monetary loss, it’s also the mess we are constantly have to clean up, thanks to their crapping all over the place.

This is just one of the MINOR problems we’ve had:

Trust me! You do NOT want to piss off the MR first thing in the morning!

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5 Comments »

  1. Robert. 13 May 2008, 9:45 am

    LMAO… Go ahead Mr, time to remove the threat with extreme prejudice.

  2. olbroad. 13 May 2008, 10:10 am

    @Robert:

    Evidently, the shot he has in this particular gun wasn’t as effective as he had hoped. Took a few shots to get the stupid POS to go down! Heh.

  3. Ick. 13 May 2008, 12:23 pm

    Neutralizing the threat, one evil fowl at a time!! ;)

    Way to go Mr!!

  4. Brat. 13 May 2008, 4:55 pm

    oh good grief… they’re peacocks, not guerilla commandos in tanks… rofl

  5. olbroad. 13 May 2008, 5:29 pm

    @Brat:
    Wanna bet?