An Ol' Broad's Ramblings

Lizard Love

30 May 2008, 1:43 pm. 14 Comments. Filed under Critters.

There is no doubt in my mind that I have got to stop watching creatures on the deck. One habit inspired by another, and that would be my addiction to coffee. Now, where I use to not even drink the stuff a few years ago, I’ve graduated to a couple of pots a day. It’s not like I don’t have anything better to do, like clean up “tornadoes” left by previous inhabitants. sigh….

While fixing my second pot a short time ago, I happened to notice these two little critters on the steps outside the window.

Now, being the ol’ broad that I am, I kind of had an idea what Mr. Lizard was up to.

Yep, that ol’ rascle was up to no good, but with a great deal of patience. I watched Mr. Lizard for a good five minutes, contemplating his next move.

After all that patient waiting, he makes his move. She wasn’t as cooperative as ya might think, however, in the end…. (no pun intended)….

Jeeeeez……get a room!

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  1. Gawfer. 30 May 2008, 3:02 pm

    Was I the only one who could hear The Captain and Tennille’s Muscrat Love softly playing in the background?


  2. TexasFred. 30 May 2008, 3:09 pm

    Muskrat love and Lizard porn…

    Ewwwwwwww… :?

  3. olbroad. 30 May 2008, 3:26 pm

    ACK!  I’ll take this version!  LOL

    You know of course, I’m going to have that bloomin’ song in my head for the rest of the day, right?  sigh….

  4. Patrick. 30 May 2008, 8:25 pm

    FYI, those are skinks. I can’t tell which breed they are from this pic, there are hundreds of skink breeds in America.

  5. olbroad. 30 May 2008, 8:34 pm


    Dang! Let’s quite a variety of those things, aren’t there. That big fella had some orange around his “face”, from what I could see, it might be a ‘broad-headed’ one? Although, some of the pictures of these amorous fellas…..well, he wasn’t quite that….orange. :)

  6. Ick. 30 May 2008, 8:54 pm

    You have waaaaaaaaay to much free time on your hands!!! ;)

  7. brat. 30 May 2008, 8:56 pm

    Mother… get a hobby… I hear knitting is good for old folks.. :D

  8. olbroad. 30 May 2008, 8:59 pm


  9. Sean. 30 May 2008, 9:42 pm

    Looks like the lizard from the Geico ads found himself a “groupie”

  10. olbroad. 30 May 2008, 9:51 pm



  11. brat. 31 May 2008, 9:37 pm

    btw… you know.. they wouldn’t need a room if you werent posting lizard porn and playing lizard voyuer… sheesh..

  12. olbroad. 31 May 2008, 9:43 pm


    Can I help it if they decide to “dance” outside the window where I’m sitting? Hey, at least I didn’t watch ‘em, or take any pics, when they continued their show on the bedroom window sill! Although, the cats seemed to be enjoying it immensely. Heh.

  13. Brat. 2 June 2008, 10:55 am

    sigh…. *shakes head* and i tried so hard to raise you right… (groans loudly.. “Where did I go wrong?” )

  14. olbroad. 2 June 2008, 12:18 pm


    I think it was that pablum you were throwing at me!