An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings
Will He Never Die?
You’d expect if someone was eliminating your friends, you’d get the idea that you weren’t wanted in the neighborhood, right? Well, not this stupid bird. We saw him out front in the yard, and the Mr, who has many things to do this morning before it gets REALLY hot (it’s only 89 right now at 10:30), decided to just run him off. Well, he did leave for a bit. Then I notice movement, and tada! There he is, making himself all cozy on the deck, hanging out in the shade of the house.
Well, I suppose I could go out there and shoot him myself, but….y’know, since he’s the last one….what would I have to complain about? Seriously, think about it. If I didn’t have that stupid bird, annoying the hell outta me, everything around here would be just peachy. So, I’m wondering, since it’s just him, and he doesn’t seem to want to get into my potted plants, or garden bed, should we really put him out of my misery? Ok, granted, he does crap on the deck, but we need to have some work done on it anyway. Actually, I’d LOVE to turn the upper part into a sun room. Heh. We’re still discussing that possibility. Even screening it in is an option…you know, with a ceiling fan going and all that.
Anyways, Mr Peacock has a reprieve…..for the moment. I might not be in such a generous mood tomorrow!
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These peacocks better learn to become better neighbors…it’s getting hazardous to their health!!!! Better watch it, some Libtard might send Al “Chicken Little” Gore after you!!! Next thing you know, you and the Mr. will be facing a public trial on Court TV because Al Gore will proclaim them endangered like the GROWING Polar Bear population!!
@Trail-Mix:
I can only WISH they were ‘endangered’. Hmmm….come to think of it….around THIS house, they are.
If you didn’t have that peacock annoying the living crap outta you, you would find something else to be annoyed by! Face it, your getting soft in your old age!
@Ick:
Well, I can think of one thing that would keep me going. You know what it is.