I don’t drink. I don’t like being around people who have been drinking, are drunk, or are suffering from the after effects. All beer drinkers must stop drinking beer. You are harming your health. You are hurting my peace of mind. Stop. Now.

Pfft! Yeah….big picture of that ever happening. Heh. But you stay away from my ice cream!!!

Smart ass. What makes ya think I’ve even got a will. Heh.

Ok, I get your point about smoking. (nothing worse than a reformed smoker….LOL) And to a degree, I will agree. However, ya might have missed the bigger point. The CONTROL of your life. Not you particularly, but you in the broader sense. Now, I know full well you don’t want someone coming in telling you can’t have Range Rattlers….ever….never, ever again. Just because they say so? Hmmm… Now you know they aren’t good for you, and they may cause some problems with your health down the road. Are you gonna let some nanny tell you you have to stop eating Range Rattlers, otherwise, you can’t have a job. Or Mrs Fred. She can’t have ‘em either. Cuz nanny says so.

I realize this is a simplistic way of putting it, but I’m sure ya get the idea. Shoot, you probably don’t eat ‘em any more anyway, cuz…. but that’s YOUR choice. I won’t smoke around you cuz I know it bothers you. I have enough respect for others….you too!

Dammit, they’re coming for beer and ice cream next.

And the fact that you have NO will power is OK too…

Smoke em if ya got em, just don’t smoke em near ME, I like having my fully healed and 100% fully functioning lungs back after I spent 30 some odd years trying to kill myself…

If you want to smoke, awesome… Am I in your will by chance??