An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings
How I Spent My Afternoon!
17 June 2008, 3:57 pm.
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Filed under Stuff.
Guess what I did this afternoon! Nope, not gonna tell ya. You’re going to have to guess!
- I am a redneck. Literally. My neck is red.
- I have never done it before in my life. Might never ever do it again, but maybe I will, on a limited basis.
- I should never have taken a shower BEFORE. I definitely should have waited til AFTER. Although, I just can’t walk out the door without a shower, so maybe that wouldn’t fly.
- I have dirt embedded in places I didn’t know I had places.
- Every environmental allergy I have is now in play!
- Who knew you could get blisters!
- I have a new respect for those who do this on a regular basis.
- Dirt is crunchy. It continues being crunchy for a very long time.
- Fear takes on a whole new meaning.
- New implements don’t make it all that much easier, although it MIGHT be faster….to someone who knows what they are doing.
- Blood pressure can rise.
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You had WILD SEX on the back of a 4-wheeler blasting along a river levy??
@TexasFred:
Uh no. However…hmmm….
No. that’s not it….sadly. Heh.
Community Service?
@Sean:
Pfft! Although, I would, and have…of the inside type….today wasn’t one of those days.
Ummm… You went to an outdoor Obama rally..??..
@silent E:
Holy crap E, are you trying to make me choke on my Jelly Belly’s??????
Mowing hay? Disking the field? Roto-tilling?
Am I close?
@christmasghost:
Welp, at least you’re in the right vicinity. I didn’t think it would be this tough. LOL
ROFLMAO @ Fred… i don’t think my mother even remembers what “Wild Sex” is… although she might have a few vague memories if she saw pictures… ROFL!!!
@Brat:
Don’t make me come over there and smack you! I have a ……vague memory!
uh huh… i’m quivering in my scrubs
@Brat:
Watch it kid!