An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings

Love Those Marines!

30 June 2008, 12:10 pm. . Filed under Chuckles.

Yeah, it’s old, but who cares. :)

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS

SEMPER FI

Courtesy of Ken the cop, retired Marine!

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6 Comments »

  1. Trail-Mix. 30 June 2008, 1:29 pm

    OMG that is GREAT!!!

  2. silent E speaks - Conservatively Speaking from Western Waukesha County » The Patriot Micro Chip. 30 June 2008, 9:20 pm

    [...] Happily swiped from Ol’ Broad [...]

  3. Just John. 1 July 2008, 7:17 am

    Yep; and I still keep wondering how those virgins are working out for those fellers with the implants…

  4. olbroad. 1 July 2008, 8:13 am

    @Just John:

    MORE chips must be implanted.

  5. cube. 24 September 2008 (3 weeks ago), 10:30 am

    Well, it may be old, but I never heard it.  Thanks for sharing it with me.
    I will definitely pass it on.

  6. olbroad. 24 September 2008 (3 weeks ago), 10:46 am

    @cube:

    My pleasure. :) And welcome!

    (takes a few minutes for me to moderate new commenter, hope ya don’t mind, I deleted the duplicate)

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