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Menopause Question

29 August 2008, 5:19 pm. 7 Comments. Filed under Chuckles.
Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?

Woman’s Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I’m sorry. What was the question?

Courtesy of Sue! :)

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7 Comments »

  1. Cindy. 29 August 2008, 5:23 pm

    All bow to the ol’ broad!

  2. olbroad. 29 August 2008, 7:31 pm

    @Cindy:

    And let’s not forget the major power surges! heh

  3. Politics Aside, Let’s Talk Menopause « Newscoma. 29 August 2008, 8:04 pm

    [...] Heh. [...]

  4. lovable liberal. 30 August 2008, 8:38 pm

    Damn, I hadn’t recognized the symptoms the last few years.  Probably because I’m a guy.  Right age, though…

  5. olbroad. 30 August 2008, 8:41 pm

    @lovable liberal:

    Male menopause? :)

  6. lovable liberal. 31 August 2008, 2:21 pm

    Tinnitus, arthritic knees, borderline cholesterol, and the doc keeps asking whether the plumbing still works.  Does that qualify?

  7. olbroad. 31 August 2008, 3:42 pm

    @lovable liberal:

    Makes ya wonder where they get their degrees, doesn’t it. :?

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