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Ole and Sven

6 October 2008, 10:40 pm. Comments Off. Filed under Opinion.

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell.

The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them ‘Doesnt the heat and smoke bother you?’

Ole replies, ‘Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve’re yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.’

The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, ‘Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?’

Sven replies, ‘Vell, ya know, ve don’t git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve’ve yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather’s dis nice.’

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer.

The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling, and screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, ‘I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat you’re happy. Now its freezing cold and you’re still happy. What is wrong with you two?’

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, ‘Vell, don’t ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl!

Courtesy of Mr Ol’ Broad.

Personal Rant

6 October 2008, 2:28 pm. 15 Comments. Filed under Opinion.

Lately, my disgust for the political world has grown to proportions that I don’t much care one way or the other….at times….and haven’t really felt like blogging about what’s going on.  I see the left and their propoganda machine, the main stream media, whining like 2 years olds about how terrible John McCain is, yet they find nothing on which to base their attacks.  Sarah Palin?  Criminy!  The biggest whine about her is that she hasn’t spend the majority of her adult life sucking up to other politicians in D.C.?  Give me a flippin’ break!

If you’ve been around for a while, you’ll know I’m not a big John McCain fan, and probably would have just voted AGAINST Bubba Hussein Obama, not FOR McCain.  I honestly hadn’t made up my mind.  Then, along comes this fresh face, smart as a whip, and things really did change.  I saw in her a hope for my daughter and granddaughters.  Women really can do what they set their minds to do.  Hillary tried, and I will give her credit, but her politics kept me from ever supporting her.

What is totally driving me up the wall?  Facts.  The fact that the MSM are pushing so hard to get a “fresh face” elected that would most likely bring about the destruction of the country.  Honestly, the country I was born in no longer exists, but I’d rather not see it spiral any farther down into the muck that it already has.

Instead of pointing out the numerous criminal associates of B. Hussein, the MSM is aiding him, dragging up the S&L scandal, and Keating.  Would it do any good to point out that McCain was exonerated of that previous fiasco?  Well, it hasn’t so far.  I heard a so called reporter on the Memphis news last night bringing it up.  I have sent this particular station several emails, siting flaws in their reporting, and even gave evidence.  Have I ever heard back from them, or heard a correction on the evening news?  Oh hell no!  Even the local stations are in the tank.  No objectivity what so ever!

So, yes, my disgust is growing.  I don’t trust people in D.C.  I don’t trust those so called reporters.  And I know I’m not alone.  We now have an opportunity to make some serious changes, yet all those yapping about ‘change’ (notice…they dropped the ‘hope’ crap?) don’t really want any significant changes that would bring about improvements and, hopefully, return us to a republic based on a pretty good document, the Constitution of the United States.  The change they want will send us spiraling further into debt, and most likely completely destroy the foundations of our nation, sending us further into a socialist society, kind of like the one Hugo Chavez has created.  That is just not acceptable.

What is it with this ‘white guilt’ nonsense?  As far as I know, I’m not guilty of a dadburn thing.  Should we all elect a guy, just because at one time, there were slaves in this country?  I don’t bloody well think so.  Honestly, if anyone should be guilty, it’s the ones who insist that black people aren’t smart enough to do anything on their own.  They NEED government intervention!  And which party would that be?  Why, that would be the Dhimmicrats, who have been working against black people since that ol’ REPUBLICAN president signed the Immacipation Proclamation.  While the ‘guilty’ white Dhimmi elitist are spewing their lies, the blacks of that party should really look into the history books and find out exactly WHO they are voting for, and with:

“In effect, the Klan was a military force serving the interests of the Democratic party, the planter class, and all those who desired the restoration of white supremacy. It aimed to destroy the Republican party’s infrastructure, undermine the Reconstruction state, reestablish control of the black labor force, and restore racial subordination in every aspect of Southern life.”

Not much has changed. They are still using terror tactics, fighting to silence anyone who speaks out against “THE One”.

Psst….these are the same people who inspired the “Oreo” incident involving Michael Steele.  I wonder, has anyone said such a thing to Bubba Hussein?  I mean, after all, he’s not 100% black, or 100% white.  Wouldn’t that mean if the former Lt. Gov of Maryland was an ‘oreo’, isn’t Obama as well?  Just asking.

Of course, there’s the most recent debacle concering the “financial crisis”.  Isn’t it interesting how the MSM played Queen Nan’s pap over and over, yet never once questioned the connection with the Dhims, where the whole mess actually started?  Did the media bring up the times that both Bush and McCain tried to reign in the whole business, but were blown off by House members?  All DHIMMOCRATS?  No?  Well, why the hell not?  Oh yeah…my bad!  Because the main stream media is full of large steaming piles of male bovine excrement!

Yup!  My disgust is at the point, if there was an opportunity to throw them all out on their collective hind ends….and shut down the MSM, start from scratch…..I’d do it!

She Really, REALLY, Scares Them

6 October 2008, 10:22 am. 6 Comments. Filed under 2008, Moonbats & Other Animals.

As a matter of fact, Sarah Palin scares the lefties so much, they are trying to “pray” her away!

Pray Away Palin

It doesn’t matter that what they’ve got on their ‘pray’ page is a crock of total crap, these moonbats even provide the ‘prayer’ and a ‘prayer rug’, suitable for printing out on your computer.  And they’re calling it ‘art’?  Pfft!

Feckless Weasels

6 October 2008, 10:13 am. Comments Off. Filed under Cartoon, Feckless Weasels.


6 October 2008, 9:26 am. Comments Off. Filed under 2008, Cartoon.

Blogs4Border 10/06/08

6 October 2008, 9:08 am. Comments Off. Filed under Borders, Crime, Illegals.

Our weekly vlog/podcast on illegal immigration and border security.

This week’s edition is a 3-part interview with Peter Brimelow. Jake had the chance to sit down with the Alien Nation author and editor of V-DARE in Chicago last week.

Peter was in town for a debate against open borders fan Jacob Hornberger at the Heartland Institute‘s annual fundraising dinner. We’ll have video of that event up later this week.

Without further adieu, we give you the logical stylings of Peter Brimelow…

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

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Morning Coffee 10/06/08

6 October 2008, 9:06 am. 2 Comments. Filed under General News.

Obama sought HUD grant for donor’s project

Sen. Barack Obama, who vows to change Washington by trimming wasteful spending and disclosing special-interest requests, wrote the Bush administration last year to seek a multimillion-dollar federal grant for a Chicago housing project that is behind schedule and whose development team includes a longtime political supporter.

Mr. Obama’s letter, however, was never disclosed publicly. In fact, the letter was ghostwritten for him by a consultant for the Chicago Housing Authority, which wanted the money – a practice ethics watchdogs have frequently criticized.

The word ‘ethics’ is NOT in a politicians vocabulary. Especially arrogant Dhimmicrat politicians. Why on earth would Bubba Obama consider the lack of ethics a problem? He’s got his kool aid drinking storm troopers to deal with any complaints. But I sure would like to know why this wasn’t made public, eh Mr Bush?

Bredesen tells Dems demonizing GOP isn’t enough

But Tennessee Gov. Phil Bredesen, keynote speaker at the annual Vance-Aycock dinner in the Land of the Sky, struck a conciliatory tone. Bredesen urged Democrats to do more than demonize the GOP.

“That road doesn’t go to the right place, and walking it is a disservice to what America needs from our party right now.”

The party must stop “just being against whatever the Republicans have failed at recently.”

I just lost any respect I had for Bredesen. I had thought, as Dhimmis go, he wasn’t the worst of the lot. I was wrong. He’s just as bad. Excuse me? Demonize? The party of thugs, welfare queens? The party of “it’s not my fault”? The party of DEATH? The party that blames EVERYONE but themselves for the current Congress created fiasco?

‘Jews for Jesus’ Ad Blasted From Radio By Enraged Israelis

Dan Sered, head of the “Jews for Jesus” organization in Israel, replied that his group is just trying to share its faith, and inform Israelis that Jesus is the Messiah. The radio ad is part of a larger missionary campaign that includes full-page ads in the weekend editions of Ma’ariv and Yisrael HaYom, two Hebrew dailies. Christian activists have also been seen dispersing propaganda in Nahariya, Kiryat Shmona, and Haifa. The municipalities of Tiberias and Karmiel recently removed large “Jews for Jesus” ads placed at prominent intersections.

As a Christian, I honestly don’t think was such a good idea. You don’t win people by shoving something down their throat. And I can’t speak for Jesus, but I don’t think He’d be all that thrilled at how His name is being used either. Just a personal opinion. Souls are won by the Words and deeds….not by placards and radio ads.

Obama digs up past McCain scandal

US Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama has attacked John McCain’s links to a 1980s financial scandal.

He also accused his Republican rival of being more focused on running a smear campaign than on fixing the US economy.

Is that the best they’ve got? A scandal in which McCain was exonerated? Gimme a break! This has already been put to rest, where as there is a WHOLE lot that Bubba Hussein has to answer for, and refuses. BHO wants to focus on the economy?  Fine…then he better make sure people know where it REALLY started, instead of acting like a Pelosi parrot….brawk…Bush’s fault…squawk….Bush’s fault….Bubba want a cracker!

Global Poll Finds Obama Preferred in All Countries But U.S.

Barack Obama’s proclamation last July to being a “citizen of the world” was affirmed Monday as a new poll — taken before the August conventions — showed that in 16 out of 17 countries surveyed he was the overwhelming choice to be the next president of the United States.

The lone country to prefer a John McCain presidency: the United States of America.

Isn’t it interesting that all those other countries, that mostly would love to see the U.S. destroyed as a nation, prefer the ONE that would bring about just that….our destruction. They can have him! Give me someone with a OUR best interest at heart, not ‘the worlds’!

Ex-officials misled by pro-Obama video

In the video, the senior Israeli officials appear to support Obama’s stated policy that dialogue with Iran would be the best way of confronting the current nuclear crisis. Dayan said that his position is just the opposite.

“I don’t think that we – either the United States or Israel – should be engaged with Iran, because the Iranians will take advantage of that,” the former deputy chief of staff said. “Our issue is to prevent Iran from achieving nuclear capability.”

What a shocker! Obamtrons twisting people’s words to get THEIR desired effect. I’m flabbergasted! (/sarcasm)

Union Official: Teachers Who Engage in Consensual Sex With Teen Pupils Shouldn’t Face Prosecution

A British teachers’ union representative has come under fire after claiming that teachers who engage in consensual sex with students over the age of 16 should not be prosecuted, the U.K.’s Daily Mail reported Sunday.

Chris Keates, the general secretary of the National Association of Schoolmasters Union of Women Teachers, said in an interview to be broadcast in the U.K. on Monday that teachers who have sex with pupils over the age of consent are guilty of a mere “error in professional judgment,” and should not be placed on the sex offenders register, the Mail reported.

I guess that means that using a position of authority and power for sex is just peachy.  Sluts for teachers.  Yep.  That’s a real good role model!

Verse of the Day

6 October 2008, 8:13 am. Comments Off. Filed under Faith.

Ezekiel 28:4-8

4 With thy wisdom and with thine understanding thou hast gotten thee riches, and hast gotten gold and silver into thy treasures:

5 By thy great wisdom and by thy traffick hast thou increased thy riches, and thine heart is lifted up because of thy riches:

6 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thou hast set thine heart as the heart of God;

7 Behold, therefore I will bring strangers upon thee, the terrible of the nations: and they shall draw their swords against the beauty of thy wisdom, and they shall defile thy brightness.

8 They shall bring thee down to the pit, and thou shalt die the deaths of them that are slain in the midst of the seas.