An Ol' Broad's Ramblings
Actually, It’s 52 Reasons
Swiped from Musings from the Elephant Man.
50 Reasons Why Liberals and Feminists Hate Sarah Palin
1. She isn’t a communist
2. She believes in God
3. She’s not an elitist
4. She loves her family
5. She shops at Walmart
6. She’s a woman
7. She hasn’t had an abortion
8. She’s white
9. She supports our troops
10. She wears lipstick
11. She hasn’t had a divorce
12. She loves America
13. She has a career and a family
14. She doesn’t like taxes
15. She goes to church
16. She tells the truth
17. She shaves her legs
18. She supports the 2nd Amendment
19. She comes from a small town
20. She clings to guns and religion
21. None of her friends have bombed the Pentagon
22. She has executive experience
23. She hasn’t worked with ACORN
24. She’s likable
25. Her heroes don’t include Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Mao
26. She’s normal
27. She says what she means and means what she says
28. She salutes the flag
29. She has values
30. She has a sense of humor
31. She’s not a homosexual
32. She supports offshore drilling
33. She hasn’t written a book about nothing
34. She’s opposed to big government
35. Her son’s in the military
36. She knows the words to the Pledge of Allegiance
37. She never voted in favor of infanticide
38. She voted for Reagan
39. She watches Fox News
40. Her pastor never said “God damn America”
41. She doesn’t want to “spread the wealth around”
42. She wears skirts
43. She’s never voted “present”
44. She hasn’t done drugs
45. She wasn’t a community organizer
46. Brainwashed children don’t sing her praises
47. She reads the Bible
48. She’s actually accomplished something in her life
49. She’s more attractive than they are
50a. She isn’t a socialist
50b. She thinks for herself
50c. She’s a true American
