An Ol' Broad's Ramblings
Archive for 28 March 2009
Priceless!
Peace porridge cold
Jennifer Harper
Antiwar protesters can’t complain now that President Obama is here. Or can they? Their dream man is in the White House. He does YouTube diplomacy to make nice with the Middle East. He’s larger than life. He’s approved a White House kitchen garden.
So shut up already, peaceniks. Go rearrange your sock drawer or ready your begonias for Earth Day.
People Ask Why?
Shared by Sally.
My old grandpa said to me son, ‘there comes a time in every man’s life when he stops bustin’ knuckles and starts bustin’ caps and usually it’s when he becomes too old to take an a… whoopin’. I don’t carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed.
I don’t carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.
I don’t carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m angry. I carry a gun so that I don’t have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.
I don’t carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a cowboy.
I don’t carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.
I don’t carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.
I don’t carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.
Police Protection is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves. Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.
Personally, I carry a gun because I’m too young to die and too old to take an a… whoopin’.
Saturday Afternoon – Watchin’ the Temp Drop – Laundry Time
Today’s Tidbits – Basti Says
California To Ban TV: But Not For Good Reason (like there’s nothing decent to watch) – Chuck DeVore
Women in Bikinis Provoke a Response in Men – Blue Collar Muse
Global-Warming Cultists? Screw ‘Em… Celebrate Human Achievement Hour – UPDATED 3-28-09 – IMAO
(we’ll be celebrating by turning on every light in the house, TVs, radios, and might even make some popcorn for the occasion)
Obama Jobs Plan Calls for More Tea – The Black Sphere
Computer Issues – silent E speaks
WORLD TRADE CENTER renamed – Woman Honor Thyself
Obama’s 7th Circuit Nominee: “Allah” Yes, “Jesus” No – creeping sharia
Global Currency? – Blue Collar Republican
Evil Greedy People! – Get Stewed
Google Map Search For Russian Yeti – Newscoma
The Obama Song – Feed Your ADHD
White House Summons Bob Basso: Thomas Paine Summoned to White House? – Maggie’s Notebook
VA says 10 colonoscopy patients have hepatitis – Texas Fred’s
Punish the charitable – RedState
Welcome to Amexico! – Freedom Folks
‘Common Council passes prevailing wage proposal”… or… “The end of productivity”… - A Little Off Main
Human Achievement Hour Tonight! – Hasenpfeffer Incorporated
A “Moderate Muslim” Brags About the Muslim Conquest of Europe – Gates of Vienna
Murdered Oakland Cops Laid to Rest, Scum Filled Groups Celebrate – Chicago Ray
Random Drug Tests for Welfare Recipients – American Dad
Bacon porn Stop it! – No Silence Here
Introducing “Barack Obama Academy” – Michelle Malkin
More Of a Guideline Really – No Runny Eggs
Obama’s “Diverse” Questioners During His Town Hall Meeting – Flopping Aces
An apology to my children – Grizzly Groundswell
True Detective Stories – Support Your Local Gunfighter (priceless)
The Forgotten War Against Islamic Terrorism – Political Pistachio
Saturday Biker Joke – Rustmeister’s Alehouse
Another CodePink Low – Sparks from the Anvil
