An Ol' Broad's Ramblings

This Would Be Funny….

29 March 2009, 9:24 am. 1 Comment. Filed under Feckless Weasels, Taxes.

……if it weren’t so pathetically, and disgustingly, true.

Zero Alert!

Due to the increased demand of our zeroes, they are in short supply. Please conserve your zeroes. The Federal government needs all we can get. Secretary Geithner says if we can link enough zeroes together we can end our financial crisis. There aren’t enough zeroes to form a long enough link.

Please send your extra zeroes to:

Secretary of the Treasury Timothy F. Geithner
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC 20220

He will distribute them where needed.

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  1. Shoebox. 29 March 2009, 2:04 pm

    Based on what’s been coming out of there, I think they have all the zeros they need already working for them!