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Archive for 18 April 2009
Wait A Minute!
I thought the left was all up in arms about the Tea Parties being a “racist” event? Then how do they explain Kevin? Hmmmm….
Saturday Afternoon – The Cycle That Never Ends – Laundry Time
Ignorant Twit Of The Week Award: Janeane Garofalo – American Sentinel
Obama and Biden Weigh in on Income Taxes – The Black Sphere
Democrat shills at ProgressNow lie about Denver Tea Party – Peoples Press Collective
2009-04-18 Education Round up – Kay Brooks
Denial Is Not A River – Digital Publius
Rescuing America … – Faultline USA
Are you a right wing radical or a normal left wing patriot? – The American Thinker
Taxed Enough Already – Free In Idaho!
Proof That You Are A Slave In the Government’s Eyes – It’s Not Real Money – Is it?
Obama’s Knee Pad Foreign Policy – Conservative Oasis
Afghan cleric: New law does not allow marital rape, but lets men deny food to wives who deny them sex – Jihad Watch
States’ Rights Hypocrites Emerge – 10th Amendment Center
Remember this Name: Melika Willoughby – silent E speaks
Live Tea or Die! – Mark Steyn
Excuse Me, Your Leftism is Showing – Jeffrey Jena
Claims of “Right-Wing Extremist’s” Racist Motivations Laughable – Stupid Donkey
No more government bailouts! – Texas Fred’s
Gun Control for the Sake of Mexico: The Meme That Wouldn’t Die – Cato @ Liberty
Tax Day Tea Party . . . My Time in Nashville and Wilson County – American Dad
The water cooler is spreading a virus – Bob Krumm (check out the video at the bottom of the post…..WOW!)
Video: CAIR Orlando caught selling Jihadist books at public event – Infidels Are Cool
Predator Stalking Craigslist Advertisers? – Support Your Local Gunfighter
Obama’s Gitmo – A Disgruntled Republican
Kim Jong Il Sings “Wocket Man” – The Nose On Your Face
Obama Administration Hates Veterans – The Political Jungle
The Left Is Making a Mistake in Ridiculing the Tea Parties – Right Truth
Condescending Vulgar Media Bias On Display – The Underground Conservative
A Simple Question – Stop the ACLU
THE BUCKLEY VIDAL DEBATES – Mick Wright
Says a LOT About The Ignorance Taught on College Campuses
LOL
*snicker*
About 100 supporters of a bill tightening Virginia gun control staged a lie-in on the Capitol lawn, but were outnumbered 3-1 yesterday by opponents who wielded signs declaring “Here Lie Disarmed Victims.”
Oldie, But Goodie
The Audit
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling . I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’
I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,’ says Grandpa. ‘How about a demonstration?’
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, ‘Okay. Go ahead.’
Grandpa says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.’
The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘It’s a bet.’
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
Grandpa says, ‘Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.’
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous, ‘Want to go double or nothing?’ Grandpa asks ‘I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.’
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa’s own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
‘Are you okay?’ the auditor asks.
‘Not really,’ says the attorney. ‘This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it!’
What Does It Mean?
I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt that I was going to interview B. Hussein. When we sat down, I asked my first question, and he starting talking…….and never stopped. What was the question? I honestly have no idea….can’t remember, but I do remember that the answer, that went on and on and on, had NOTHING to do with the question.
Hmmm…….
“Pink” Slip!
CONTACT INFORMATION BELOW
www.whitehouse.gov
www.senate.gov
www.house.gov
Why? Well, if you haven’t read it, go here, click the link, and find out!
