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Legal Advice For You “Right Wing Extremists”

27 April 2009, 1:29 pm. Comments Off. Filed under video.

Part I

Part II

hat-tip-bear Karen via Smart Girl Politics

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The Chadcast – Taxes

27 April 2009, 12:02 pm. Comments Off. Filed under Chris From Racine, Dhimmicrats, Economy, Taxes.

Wanna hear a good rant on taxes?  Take a listen

I don’t have much to add – The Chad pretty much said exactly what many of us think.  We are being taxed to death.  Raising taxes in the current economy is one of the most fiscally irresponsible things that can be done.  Higher taxes means less discretionary income means less spending means jobs lost means…well, you get the idea.

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Will “News”papers Heed The Advice?

27 April 2009, 11:29 am. 3 Comments. Filed under Opinion.

Mostly likely…..nope! In a letter to the editor, Mr. James makes some REAL good points.

Real news, not propaganda, needed

Tom Hrach (April 19 Viewpoint column, “Save democracy for 75 cents a day”) is correct that some coverage of local issues would be lost if a city’s daily newspaper closes. However, newspaper circulation is down at least in large part because such coverage is already either missing or so politically bent that its value as news is questionable at best.

I know all the far-left parrot lines. I see no news value in seeing them repeated in every news column as if they were new or interesting. I want to know what’s going on in the area, important things and the issues behind them.

I do not need propaganda while such issues are barely, if at all, touched on. A list of gun owners with conceal carry permits is not news. Neither is portrayal of thousands of taxpayers protesting government abuse as a small group of racists.

Newspapers once reported news and left their politics mostly to the editorial pages. Today, most major newspapers have become nothing but mouthpieces for left-wing causes. I’m atheist. If I want to be preached to by people I disagree with, I’ll go to church, and it’s free. Perhaps you should make The CA free and just pass the plate once a week.

Should the Memphis area ever again have a daily newspaper dedicated to the news, then I’ll consider shelling out 75 cents a day.

William R. James
Lake Cormorant

When I read a newspaper, or watch it on the idjit box, all I want are facts.  I honestly don’t want the gushing that you see so often these days on any given alphabet station.  Katie Couric might have been perky at one time, which was annoying enough, but nowadays, she’s just down right revolting.  If I tune in to watch an interview, ask factual questions.  Leading questions of left wing propaganda are NOT newsworthy.

Way back in the stone age, in my high English class, we studied a bit of what journalism was all about.  There were rules in writing any article for the news, and we, naturally, had to do some excercises in writing a ‘news story’.  Something that I remember from that class:  the rules, known as the ’5 W’s'!

* Who? Who was involved?
* What? What happened (what’s the story)?
* When? When did it take place?
* Where? Where did it take place?
* Why? Why did it happen?

Of course, there’s also the “how”, but it would be silly calling them the ’5 W’s and an H’, wouldn’t it.

That’s all I need to know when I read, or listen to a news story, ‘who, what, when, where and why’, plus how it was done. I don’t need the extra commentary from the one doing the reporting. I don’t care what his/her opinion is on the subject matter. I’m quite capable of coming to conclusions on my own, and am able to form an opinion based on the information that is given.

So, I would suggest that Mr. James’ advice for the Memphis Commercial Appeal be taken to heart by ALL of those who consider themselves to be purveyors of news, and report…..”Just the facts!”

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Alexander’s Response

27 April 2009, 10:26 am. Comments Off. Filed under Economy, Environment, Science, Taxes, video.

I’m no fan of Lamar Alexander, even if he one of my senators, but this time, he’s making more sense than anything the Dems do!

And what happened to that “Yes, we can!”? Well, we can, but they won’t. It’s down right embarrassing for the French to be taking the lead. That’s the job of the USA! Yet we have been left behind with the irrational policies of the left. Isn’t it past time to step up, and take the lead? Of course, it would really help if we actually had a leader, wouldn’t it. :?

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From The Mouth’s of Babes

26 April 2009, 8:54 pm. 8 Comments. Filed under Chuckles.

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man who was reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked the man why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, ‘I am a Father.’

The little boy replied, ‘My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.’ The priest looked up from his book and answered, ‘I am the Father of many.’

The boy said, ”My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren, and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!’

The priest, getting impatient, said. ‘I am the Father of hundreds,’ and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for awhile, and then said, ‘Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar!’

It’s capper’s fault! :P

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Captain Nuge

26 April 2009, 8:02 pm. Comments Off. Filed under Opinion.

Ted Nugent: Us vs. pirates

As one who was privileged and honored to train and hang out with the greatest warriors the world has ever known, it comes as no surprise that mighty U.S. Navy SEALS came through in the recent pirating of a U.S. Merchant Marine ship.

The best of the best saved the kidnapped captain, killed three bad guys and captured a fourth.

Those of us who cherish justice and good over evil salute the heroes of the American special ops and a commander in chief who gave the green light to do the right thing. God bless the warriors

But if common sense and logic were observed, this life-threatening damage control would not be necessary.

Ah, the adventurous captain’s dream sailing the vast oceans of the world.

I’ve got this big, hypothetical old scow, sailing from port to port, loaded up with goods to deliver to buyers. I’ve been doing it for time immemorial. Captain Nuge, reporting for duty. The last Boy Scout lives.

Read on…

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Inspection

26 April 2009, 7:24 pm. Comments Off. Filed under Chuckles.

A Missouri Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural MO and talks with an old farmer.  He tells the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.’

The old farmer says, ‘Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.’

The Sheriff verbally explodes saying, ‘Mister, I have the authority of the Sheriff’s Department with me.’ Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the farmer.

‘See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?’

The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Sheriff running for his life and close behind is the farmer’s bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.

The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs……
‘Your badge! Show him your badge, Smartass!’

Shared by Mr Ol’ Broad.

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Cuz It’s Funny

26 April 2009, 6:19 pm. Comments Off. Filed under Critters.

koala

And brat sent it to me.  Yes, I admit it….I’m easily amused.  :?

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Snake in the Grass

26 April 2009, 4:04 pm. 11 Comments. Filed under Critters.

No, not Nancy Pelosi.  Literally….a snake.  The Mr said it was a black racer.  I don’t care if it’s a purple polka dotted fruit fly eating snake…..it’s a SNAKE!

snake

That’s as close as I was getting to the sucker.  Fast little bugger too.

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Circling Sharks

26 April 2009, 12:20 pm. Comments Off. Filed under Politics, Tennessee.

Judge selection debate flares in Tennessee

Tennessee’s judicial system is coming under its sharpest attack in a generation, as groups of lawmakers and activists are trying to overturn the state’s process for selecting judges.

That sentence makes it sound like there is some backroom dealings going on with a group of ‘extremists’.

After a string of controversial decisions, Gov. Phil Bredesen and state legislators are divided over whether to stick with the state’s method of appointing higher court judges. That has opened the door to a constitutional amendment, and possibly direct elections to the state’s highest courts.

At stake is the future of Tennessee’s courts.

It’s not just the courts that are at stake. It’s the decisions those courts make. From recent court decisions across the country, I’m very dubious about court appointees.

“We have the rule of lawyers,” said Ned Williams, a Brentwood adoption attorney and an organizer with the Justice Reform Coalition, a state group that has been lobbying to ditch the current system. “That’s not representative of the general public.”

If anyone doesn’t believe that lawyers, like everyone else these days, have a political agenda, then they’ve evidently been hiding in a cave, under a rock, with their head stuck in the sand.

“I think we still need to have a group that is unbiased and nonpartisan who’s looking at this and saying here are the qualifications that we need for our jurists,” said Rep. Jon Lundberg, an East Tennessee Republican who has sponsored legislation keeping the commission.

See above comment. Head….sand.

But others, including Lt. Gov. Ron Ramsey, say the issue needs to be put before voters. They believe that the system violates sections of the state constitution that call for elections to the judiciary, and that it has stood only because judges, who favor the system, have looked the other way.

“This is birthed in partisan politics,” Ramsey said. “I see no reason why 17 people need to decide who our next Supreme Court justice is going to be.”

Article IV, Sec 3 (TN Constitution): The Judges of the Supreme Court shall be elected by the qualified voters of the State. The Legislature shall have power to prescribe such rules as may be necessary to carry out the provisions of section two of this article. Every Judge of the Supreme Court shall be thirty-five years of age, and shall before his election have been a resident of the State for five years. His term of service shall be eight years.

Hey! I’m a qualified voter, aren’t I? Sure hope so, because I’ve been voting since I got my voter’s registration card. Why can’t I have a voice in the state Supremes?

“We have had a judicial branch which has been very well-regarded,” said Buck Lewis, Tennessee Bar Association president. “We have very little campaign spending, and people are able to get selected on their merits, not because of their political connections, because of the selection commissions.”

We are too stupid to realize this is a pile of male bovine excrement. Of course there isn’t as much campaigning, and spending money. They have fewer people to impress. When you only have to get 17 people on your side, it’s going to be a LOT cheaper than if you want an entire state to vote for you.

Others would give lawmakers more discretion over the commissions’ membership to reduce the power of lawyers groups. Still others, including Ramsey, favor wholesale reform that would give the governor discretion to choose anyone he wants for the bench, without input from lawyers.

I don’t see much difference in this and what we have now. If you have an ubber liberal, or conservative, governor, you’re going to have ubber liberal, or conservative, judges selected by the governor.

And a fourth group leans in favor of making all judgeships, from the state Supreme Court on down, elected positions chosen directly by the voters.

I would hope that if this comes back to the people, the voters will be a whole lot more informed than they have shown to be in recent elections. :?

Bredesen, a supporter of the selection system, also opened it to attack by criticizing the commission in 2006 for not doing enough to promote diversity on the bench. Reform advocates have used his complaints as evidence that the commissions have too much power.

As Democrats go, he could be much worse. With some serious exceptions, he’s not so bad. Those who complain about ‘diversity’ don’t seem to realize that statue of Justice blind folded is suppose to mean justice is color blind. All people should be treated the same under the current laws. So, why does it matter what is the color of the person sitting on the bench?

Under the state’s first constitution, judges were chosen by the state legislature, but in the 1850s, the constitution was amended to make all judgeships elected positions, from the lowest local courts to the Supreme Court.

That amendment has stood ever since, but its enactment has changed. In 1971, the state adopted what is now called the “Tennessee Plan,” a system by which the state’s 24 appeals court judges are appointed by the governor. The system was extended in 1994 to include its five Supreme Court justices.

Am I to understand that the state’s Constitution is being violated? Why am I not surprised? Those Constitutions have become nothing more than toilet paper in the last 40 or 50 years. No one seems to read them anymore, and if they do bother to take the time, they don’t give a flip.

After their appointment, judges must run once every eight years in what are called retention elections. In these retention elections, voters are asked only if they want to keep a judge on the bench or throw the judge off. No other candidates appear on the ballot.

So voters are asked to vote to retain a judge, that was appointed, and if they say no, then another one is appointed, who may, or may not, be just the same as the one they said no to? Odds are, as was in the case of a vote I was asked to make, I had never heard of the person, so I didn’t vote at all on him/her. Left it blank, which I really hate doing!

Only one judge has been removed through a retention election in the nearly 40 years since they were established. That was Justice Penny White, who was booted from the bench after a campaign that focused on her death penalty decisions.

One of the issues that comes to mind is the death penalty in selecting judges. After reading some about White, I have to say, it would have been wise to boot the other five judges off the state Supreme Court as well. If the repeated rape and stabbing of a 78 year old woman isn’t a reason for the death penalty, I don’t know what is. Many believe the death penalty is “unconstitutional”. I don’t happen to be one of them.

As it stands, the House is set to debate three bills in coming weeks that will extend the judicial commissions. Legislation on the issue is also moving in the Senate, where Ramsey is trying to build support for a plan that would extend the commission long enough to let voters weigh a constitutional amendment that permanently settles the issue.

Wouldn’t it be nice if The Tennessean actually stated the bills #’s, and their titles? Heaven forbid we should actually be able to investigate for ourselves.

Supporters of judicial reform are pushing hard to bring about change before their window of opportunity closes. They say they face stiff odds.

Why should it be so difficult to enforce the Constitution of the State of Tennessee? If there are ‘stiff odds’, then it could only be from those who are using Constitutions (state and national) as toilet paper.

Obviously, I’m no lawyer.  I don’t even play one on TV.  I don’t have enough shark DNA I suppose.  I do however have a strong sense of what is right and wrong, and I am quite supportive of Constitutions.  There was a darn good reason why the Founding Fathers (state and national) didn’t want so much power concentrated in one body of government.

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The ONE

26 April 2009, 10:12 am. Comments Off. Filed under cartoon, The ONE.

sandsupportswine-obamatrillion

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Two Trillion Tons

26 April 2009, 9:24 am. Comments Off. Filed under Dhimmicrats, Feckless Weasels, video.

Well, it all depends on the Republicans running, whether or not I’ll vote for ‘em.

Courtesy of Mr Ol’ Broad.

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Give Us Strength, O Lord!

26 April 2009, 8:33 am. 6 Comments. Filed under The ONE.

100 days in office, coronated Messiah

On his 100th day in office, President Obama will be “crowned” in messianic imagery at New York City’s Union Square.

Artist Michael D’Antuono’s painting “The Truth” – featuring Obama with his arms outstretched and wearing a crown of thorns upon his head – will be unveiled on April 29 at the Square’s South Plaza.

bottom-feeder

According to a statement released about the portrait, “The 30″ x 54″ acrylic painting on canvas depicts President Obama appearing much like Jesus Christ on the Cross: atop his head, a crown of thorns; behind him, the dark veil being lifted (or lowered) on the Presidential Seal. But is he revealing or concealing, and is he being crucified or glorified?”

I will NOT bow to that……person. I will NOT hail him as anything more than a lying sack of male bovine excrement! I am HIGHLY offended that he would be portrayed as any thing but an incompetent, narcissistic, child!

He is NOT holy! He is NOT the messiah! And I’m seriously starting to question if he is even LEGAL to hold the office.

Matthew 7:15  Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Matthew 24:11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

Matthew 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Mark 13:22 For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.

2 Peter 2:1  But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

I already have a Savior, and His name is NOT Barack Hussein Obama!

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And Lo…..

25 April 2009, 7:23 pm. Comments Off. Filed under Feckless Weasels.

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as The One..

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them, “I am sent to save you. My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil doers are of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed.”

And the people rejoiced. For even though they knew not what The One would do, He had promised that it was good; and they believed.

And The One said “We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!”

And the people said, “Hallelujah!! Change is good!”

Then He said, “We are going to tax the rich fat-cats,”—- And the people said “Sock it to them!” “—-and redistribute their wealth.”

And the people said, “Show us the money!”

And then He said, “Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody”

And Joe the plumber asked, “Are you kidding me? You’re going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??”

And The One ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe’s personal records were hacked and publicized.

One lone reporter asked, “Isn’t that Marxist policy?”

And she was banished from the kingdom!

Then a citizen asked, “With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical terrorists?”

And The One said, “Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!”

And the people said, “Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!”

Then The One said, “I shall give 95% of you lower taxes.”

And one, lone voice said, “But 40% of us don’t pay ANY taxes.”

So The One said, “Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!”

And the people said, “Hallelujah!! Show us the money!”

Then The One said, “I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!”

And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.

And He said, “I shall mandate employer-funded health care for EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited health care and medicine and transportation to the clinics.”

And the people said, “Gim’me some of that!”

Then he said, “I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas.”

And the people said, “Where’s my rebate check?”

Then The One said, “I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!”

And the people said, “Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don’t care for that part about higher electric rates.”

So The One said, “Not to worry. If your rebate isn’t enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!”

Then He said, “Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let’s grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bilingual signs and guaranteed housing…”

And the people said, “Hallelujah!!” And they made him King!

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.

Then The One said, “I am The One – The Messiah – and I’m here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!”

But our foreign trading partners said unto Him, “Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more…”

And the people said, “Wait a minute. That is unfair!!”

And the world said, “Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist State and a second-rate power.. Now you shall play by our rules!”

And the people cried out, “Alas, alas!! What have we done?” But yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon The One and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope. And the Change The One had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, “Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!”

But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.

Courtesy of brother in law Tom.

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Saturday Afternoon – Short Version – Laundry Time

25 April 2009, 7:06 pm. Comments Off. Filed under Opinion.

White House Counsel Greg Craig: Will He Defend Freedom as Tenaciously as He Has Its Opponents? - Daily Uprising

Manufacturing Consent for the Gay Agenda – The American Thinker

Earth Day predictions from 1970. – Texas Fred’s

President Pantywaist Reappears In Telegraph – Stop the ACLU

Lautenberg’s Gun Show Language – Snowflakes in Hell

Stack Of Blank Birth Certificates Stolen In NYC – Black & Right

Caught on Camera: Taliban Execution of couple who committed adultery – Infidels Are Cool

Newt Rips Gore’s ‘Facts’ To Pieces – The Minority Report

Does this Administration Think We are Really that Gullible? – American Dad

Nationalizing The Banks – The Underground Conservative

The apology tour continues. – The Silent Majority

ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S OPINION ON WATER BOARDING – Angry White Dude

When Will Boo Hoo Obama Apologize for WWII And Hiroshima? – Chicago Ray

Hey, Keith Olbermann: I’ll Raise Your Challenge – Feed Your ADHD

Liberalism Leads to Communism – Judging Truth

10 Simple Things You Can Do To Save The Earth – IMAO

100th Daygasm: Obama ‘asks’ networks for hour of primetime during sweeps – Michelle Malkin

“Extremists” and “Moderates” and the Future of the Republican Party – Sultan Knish

Obama’s Image – Dry Bones

The Gorebal Whining Debate Is Over!!!!! – silent E speaks

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