An Ol' Broad's Ramblings
Archive for April 2009
Saturday Afternoon – The Cycle That Never Ends – Laundry Time
Ignorant Twit Of The Week Award: Janeane Garofalo – American Sentinel
Obama and Biden Weigh in on Income Taxes – The Black Sphere
Democrat shills at ProgressNow lie about Denver Tea Party – Peoples Press Collective
2009-04-18 Education Round up – Kay Brooks
Denial Is Not A River – Digital Publius
Rescuing America … – Faultline USA
Are you a right wing radical or a normal left wing patriot? – The American Thinker
Taxed Enough Already – Free In Idaho!
Proof That You Are A Slave In the Government’s Eyes – It’s Not Real Money – Is it?
Obama’s Knee Pad Foreign Policy – Conservative Oasis
Afghan cleric: New law does not allow marital rape, but lets men deny food to wives who deny them sex – Jihad Watch
States’ Rights Hypocrites Emerge – 10th Amendment Center
Remember this Name: Melika Willoughby – silent E speaks
Live Tea or Die! – Mark Steyn
Excuse Me, Your Leftism is Showing – Jeffrey Jena
Claims of “Right-Wing Extremist’s” Racist Motivations Laughable – Stupid Donkey
No more government bailouts! – Texas Fred’s
Gun Control for the Sake of Mexico: The Meme That Wouldn’t Die – Cato @ Liberty
Tax Day Tea Party . . . My Time in Nashville and Wilson County – American Dad
The water cooler is spreading a virus – Bob Krumm (check out the video at the bottom of the post…..WOW!)
Video: CAIR Orlando caught selling Jihadist books at public event – Infidels Are Cool
Predator Stalking Craigslist Advertisers? – Support Your Local Gunfighter
Obama’s Gitmo – A Disgruntled Republican
Kim Jong Il Sings “Wocket Man” – The Nose On Your Face
Obama Administration Hates Veterans – The Political Jungle
The Left Is Making a Mistake in Ridiculing the Tea Parties – Right Truth
Condescending Vulgar Media Bias On Display – The Underground Conservative
A Simple Question – Stop the ACLU
THE BUCKLEY VIDAL DEBATES – Mick Wright
Says a LOT About The Ignorance Taught on College Campuses
LOL
*snicker*
About 100 supporters of a bill tightening Virginia gun control staged a lie-in on the Capitol lawn, but were outnumbered 3-1 yesterday by opponents who wielded signs declaring “Here Lie Disarmed Victims.”
Oldie, But Goodie
The Audit
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling . I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’
I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,’ says Grandpa. ‘How about a demonstration?’
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, ‘Okay. Go ahead.’
Grandpa says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.’
The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘It’s a bet.’
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
Grandpa says, ‘Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.’
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous, ‘Want to go double or nothing?’ Grandpa asks ‘I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.’
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa’s own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
‘Are you okay?’ the auditor asks.
‘Not really,’ says the attorney. ‘This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it!’
What Does It Mean?
I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt that I was going to interview B. Hussein. When we sat down, I asked my first question, and he starting talking…….and never stopped. What was the question? I honestly have no idea….can’t remember, but I do remember that the answer, that went on and on and on, had NOTHING to do with the question.
Hmmm…….
“Pink” Slip!
CONTACT INFORMATION BELOW
www.whitehouse.gov
www.senate.gov
www.house.gov
Why? Well, if you haven’t read it, go here, click the link, and find out!
Interesting, Don’t Ya Think?
Jackson, TN Tea Party
Hey West and Middle Tennesseans! Mark your calenders!
When: 24 April 2009 (Friday) 5:00pm
Where: Liberty Garden
The Green Frog will be there selling all their items for a few bucks. ALL of the proceeds go to the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund. They’ll also have free ice cream!
Baudo’s will have sausage sandwiches, pulled pork, smoked ribs and hamburgers. ALL of the proceeds go to the FASF.
Feel free to bring your own grill and pork as well! If you can’t schlep your grill, we will have two giant grills ready for you to throw your own meat on it!
Southeastern Termite and Pest Control will be auctioning off a LIFETIME of pest control (for 25 years, that’s well over a $6,000 value). ALL of the proceeds go to the FASF.
More info at Mike Slater.
If anyone thought this was a one time thing (15 April), they were SADLY mistaken.
R.I.P.
Swiped from Mike Slater. I think I might have to add that to the sidebar.
Weasels
Gubmint Taking “Control”
“Let me be clear: The United States government has no interest in running GM,” President Obama said just three weeks ago. He continued: “We have no intention of running GM.”
But what about Chrysler?
In a letter to employees released late last night, Chrysler CEO Bob Nardelli stated that, under the evolving terms of the company’s deal with the government, “a board of directors for Chrysler will be appointed by the U.S. government and Fiat.” This board, he explained, will appoint its chairman and “select a CEO” and other executive officers of the company.
Well, that solves that problem. When it comes time to replace my PT, it will NOT be with another Chrysler/Dodge product. NOR will it be from GM!
They really DO want to destroy the economy, don’t they!
Psst!
Don’t forget! I’m updating the posts from the Tea Parties from around the state, and country, as I come across them, so if you have one that isn’t listed, or come across one I don’t have, please, let me know. I wonder if I should turn it into a separate “page”. Hmmmm…..
Foolish Child!
Obama consulted widely on memos
“He thought very long and hard about it, consulted widely, because there were two principles at stake,” Axelrod said . “One is … the sanctity of covert operations … and keeping faith with the people who do them, and the impact on national security, on the one hand. And the other was the law and his belief in transparency.”
Belief in transparency? The only “transparency” this bunch of incompetent boobs believes in is when it damages national security. Was there transparency in all those spending bills they’ve shoved down our throats? Uh….no. But if it ties the hands of those who would keep us safe from further attacks? Well then, that’s ok.
I have to ask the question: Just whose side is this clown on??????
DHS Being Sued Over Report
Ace of Spades has the whole thing here.
The Thomas Moore Law Center has sued the Department of Homeland Security because of the “Rightwing Extremists” intelligence assessment released last week. The suit is filed on behalf of a pro-life group, an Iraq war veteran, and Michael Savage. All three allege First and Fifth Amendment violations. According to their allegations, the report has a “chilling effect” on protected political speech and subjects them to unequal treatment because of their political beliefs or veteran status. They seek a declaratory judgment, an injunction, and attorney’s fees.
You can read a copy of the complaint here.
Professor Orin Kerr is already making fun of it, calling it a “frivolous” lawsuit. (Attorneys can be sanctioned for filing frivolous suits.) Kerr characterizes the suit:
As I read it, the lawsuit is claiming that the issuance of a government report criticizing certain groups violates the plaintiffs’ constitutional rights. But the Constitution doesn’t provide a constitutional right to have the government not say things that might be considered criticism. Perhaps the plaintiffs want the Constitution to be radically reinterpreted by activist judges to invent some brand-new constitutional rights?
I can only imagine that he hasn’t actually read the report and fell for the lefty drivel trying to explain it away. A copy is linked from here. It doesn’t merely criticize individuals or groups. It classifies individuals as susceptible to or aiding in the creation of violent criminals and that classification is based on political beliefs. In particular, the report identifies support for state and local government, the Second Amendment, border security, unborn children, and several other conservative issues as fostering violence. It makes generalized reference to “hate-groups” that, in context, refers to conservatives.
More than that–and this is the kicker–it does not merely focus on identifying, isolating, and preventing violence. That is something we can all agree is the proper job of government and there is, of course, no constitutional protection for committing violent crimes. Rather, the report specifically labels speech, conservative speech, as an activity of extremists. It then goes on to encourage law enforcement and other agencies to report “suspicious or criminal” activity to DHS or the FBI. A plausible explanation is that DHS is surveilling conservative groups and encouraging law enforcement to do the same.
So, no, I don’t believe it is a frivolous lawsuit. Perhaps if, as Kerr apparently assumed, the report merely criticized “rightwing” groups and perhaps if it hadn’t included a call to action.
This is not to say that it the lawsuit is without its problems. Though it is clearly not frivolous, it may not prevail on the merits. I’m not convinced that the plaintiffs have sufficiently alleged an injury caused by the report. Thus, as regularly seems to be the case around here, the first major hurdle for plaintiffs will be standing.
As was said in the post, Discovery is gonna be a bitch. I’d love to get my hands on the interrogatories and requests for production! This will be a very interesting case to follow.
Sorry Chris…..had to add this ‘toon. 
