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SO Swiped….

2 June 2009, 11:32 am. 3 Comments. Filed under Chuckles, silent E, The ONE.

….from silent E speaks!

With styling rivaled only by the post WWII BMW Isetta, this dream of a car comes standard with a 4 gerbil powered engine (genetically altered for low methane emissions). Plenty of room to get you, a passenger, and a couple of bag lunches to the train station (within 3 miles). Available ONLY in light colors to reflect sunlight (Model shown is Chu Blu).

The vehicle received and overall good rating in crash tests below 5mph with a Vespa LX50. The chassis is specially designed to collapse and become an instant coffin when when struck by or striking any SUV larger than a Ford Escape Hybrid. This brilliant feat of engineering allows the surviving family members to have a cheap alternative to costly funeral home caskets.

This delux model comes with specialty teleprompter mirrors autographed by our CEO, President Obama.

All this can be yours for only $106,324. Financing not available.

Be the first one on your block to own………….

THE BARRY

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3 Comments »

  1. sarge charlie. 2 June 2009, 2:46 pm

    Ok, so both of are thieves, I cannot help my self.

  2. olbroad. 2 June 2009, 4:22 pm

    Heh.

  3. Shadowblitz70. 17 August 2009, 4:09 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Thats FUNNY, yet at the sametime scary as hell…. as Ive said, theres some measure of truth in most humor…..