An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings
Reason #8,367 NOT To Make A Sex Tape
I have a son, and I would be shocked by this, but I still can’t help but laugh at this…
A local teacher accidentally put pornography into a DVD that was meant to be filled with school memories from the past year, and nobody caught the error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and students alike.
Parents of students who attend Isabelle Jackson Elementary said that the woman is a good teacher, but just made a mistake that may become the most embarrassing moment of their life.
The offending DVD starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions, and when you click on one of them, you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. They start clapping, then the video suddenly cuts to sex.
“It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch,” said ‘Joe,’ who saw the video along with his son and did not wish to be identified. “My son’s reaction was, ‘Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?’”
“We were up till midnight doing the ‘birds and the bees,’” he added.
The person in the video turned out to be Isabelle Jackson Elementary fifth grade teacher Crystal Defanti.
“All she could say was that it was a horrible mix up,” Joe said.
The teacher called his home the day after his child got the DVD, crying hysterically, profusely apologizing and asking the man and his wife to call every parent they knew to stop their kids from seeing the DVD too.
The Elk Grove Unified School District says they are investigating, but legal experts say it’s unlikely that the teacher will lose her job.
“It’s felony stupid, but it’s not a crime,” said defense expert Ken Rosenfeld. “Is it something that she should be disciplined for? Absolutely, but fired for? She didn’t intend for this to happen.”
Not only that, but the DVD was sent to the TV station and played on air!!
I hope that she does keep her job, but I wonder how she will be able to show her face. I actually feel a little sorry for her!! “Felony stupid” is an apt description.
Gives a whole new meaning to Hot for Teacher, eh? *snicker*
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You know, a good romp in the hay is a good romp in the hay…but to commerize it on film (okay, old man, <i>DVD</i>) is sadly narcissitic…and highly suggestive that you think you’ll never have another romp again.
SHIT…sorry about the coding snafu. Failed to see the fangled slanted “I” above my post….
commemorate…damn I’m an idiot tonight.
But…on the bright side…I’m uping your comment rate.
I’ve never understood why people wanna record such….um….events.