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I’m Just Sayin…

11 October 2009, 1:04 pm. Comments Off. Filed under Chuckles.

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Callin’ Out The ONE

11 October 2009, 8:28 am. 2 Comments. Filed under Opinion, Politics, The ONE, video.

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Weaselly Weaseling

11 October 2009, 7:56 am. Comments Off. Filed under Environment, Feckless Weasels.

Graham Backs Climate Change Legislation

A top Senate Republican on Sunday announced his support for sweeping climate change legislation, disputing the “conventional wisdom” that says Congress simply cannot tackle the bill this year.

Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., co-authored an op-ed with Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., in The New York Times calling for action on legislation — which Kerry rolled out alongside Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., late last month.

Though even Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has expressed doubt that the Senate can address the issue at the same time it’s engineering health care reform, Graham and Kerry said a bipartisan bill is possible before a major international climate change summit in Copenhagen in December.

“Our partnership represents a fresh attempt to find consensus that adheres to our core principles and leads to both a climate change solution and energy independence. It begins now, not months from now — with a road to 60 votes in the Senate,” they wrote.

Ok, so when it Graham going to make the big announcement? That he’s following in the footsteps of Benedict Specter and changing the letter behind his name from an “R” to a “D”? Should be any day now!  While he’s at it, he might as well follow the Peanut clown and leave the Southern Baptist church too.  Not sure where he got the idea man is in control, but it sure wasn’t in any church I attend.

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Publik Skool Grageate

10 October 2009, 9:28 pm. 6 Comments. Filed under Chuckles.

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Swiped from Twitter.

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They Don’t Know Dick!

10 October 2009, 8:10 pm. 3 Comments. Filed under Environment.

What happened to global warming?

This headline may come as a bit of a surprise, so too might that fact that the warmest year recorded globally was not in 2008 or 2007, but in 1998.

But it is true. For the last 11 years we have not observed any increase in global temperatures.

And our climate models did not forecast it, even though man-made carbon dioxide, the gas thought to be responsible for warming our planet, has continued to rise.

So what on Earth is going on?

Well, I’m gonna tell ya! We don’t know dick! You can put 100 scientists in the same room, give ‘em a hockey stick, but in the long run…..we still don’t know dick!

Science is an amazing thing. We’ve learned a lot over the years, decades….centuries, but when you stop and think about it……we know perhaps a minuscule amount of what there is to know. Odds are, we aren’t ever going to have all the answers.

One thing I do know….we have NO control over this planet. We were put here to use what is available, to the betterment of our fellow man, and ourselves. These yahoos (read the al gore’s of the world) really think they can control a planet this size? We are NOT in charge.  We not only don’t know dick, we can’t DO dick!

And in case the al gores don’t know, we NEED carbon dioxide on this here blue ball.

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Saturday Afternoon – With No – Laundry Time

10 October 2009, 4:52 pm. Comments Off. Filed under Opinion.

My 64th Birthday Party – Newscoma (If that woman is 64, I’m tall and skinny! :P )

Obama lies at AFL-CIO speech on health care reform – Conservative Belle

The ‘Palestinian’ Bernie Madoff – Israel Matzav

Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm takes cheap shot Mississippi – Y’all Politics

Does Obama Violate the Hatch Act with Acceptance of Nobel? – Texas Fred’s

DNC Spokesman: Mocking Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize Makes You a Terrorist Sympathizer. Or Something – Patterico’s Pontifications

Sister Swine Flu – Sister Toldjah (feel better soon ma’am)

Despite Plots, DHS Cuts NYC Terror Funds – creeping sharia

Time Frets Nobel Prize Could Hurt Obama – Jammie Wearing Fool

Guess Which Greedy, Corrupt, Profit-Driven, Uncaring, Immoral Health Insurer Had The Highest Claim Rejection Rate – Conservative Black Woman

we are winning – walls of the city

Did someone slip me a crazy pill or did Obama just win the Nobel Peace Prize? – No Silence Here

An interesting factoid. – Real Debate Wisconsin

Superstar of VoteVets TV Commercials and Poet Laureate of IVAW arrested in San Diego – This Ain’t Hell

Hopelessly Blocked – Grandpa John’s

Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Chevrolet Are All Going To Be Made In China – Blue Collar Republican

The appropriate award for the Norwegian Nobel Committee – No Runny Eggs

When in Rome….Italy Wants to Prosecute Burqa Women – Islam In Action

United? – Freedom’s Cost

Obama the GREAT LIAR! – American and Proud

Fed “Hate Crimes” Bill Passes – Bloviating Zeppelin

A Charlie Rangel Kind Of Christmas – Support Your Local Gunfighter

“…the white flag of the Taliban is raised above Kamdesh” – Michelle Malkin

Zach Wamp’s Sponsorship of H.R. 413 Forced Unions for Public Safety Employees – Bear Creek Ledger

Even mainstream media stunned, skeptical over Nobel Peace prize – Hot Air

Comparing & Contrasting Obama’s Jobless Recovery with Bush’s Bubble Economy – The Humble Libertarian

It is not just Republicans questioning the Nobel Peace Prize – Stepping Right Up!

Can Wisconsin Get Some Big 10 Love??? – Ick’s Corner

Obama’s Nobel Farce – The Black Sphere

The Sad New Criteria for the Nobel Peace Prize – Feed Your ADHD

Motivation – Hasenfeffer Incorporated

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Some Things Are Just Too Cute….

10 October 2009, 3:22 pm. 2 Comments. Filed under 2nd Amendment, Just Cuz.

…..and MUST be bought!  Besides, my birthday is in a few weeks, and I thought this would be a great early b-day present!

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gun5

Got my eye on a lovely little 2 shot derringer for Christmas! :D

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You GOTTA Be Kidding!

10 October 2009, 11:13 am. 2 Comments. Filed under Crime, Feckless Weasels.

Facebook ‘poke’ leads to woman’s arrest

A Hendersonville woman was arrested for virtually “poking” someone on the social networking site Facebook.

Shannon D. Jackson, 36, was arrested Friday, Sept. 25 for allegedly violating an order of protection.

According to the affidavit filed in Sumner County General Sessions Court, Jackson is accused of using the “poke” option on Facebook to contact a Hendersonville woman, thus violating the terms of the order of protection, which stipulates “no telephoning, contacting or otherwise communicating with the petitioner.”

Poking is a feature unique to Facebook that conveys no other message but informing a user they have been “poked” by another user.

Ok, if you use Facebook, you know that if you aren’t ‘friends’ with someone, they can’t ‘poke’ you. So, my question here: Why didn’t the complaining woman ‘DE-friend” Jackson? It’s fairly simple, if ya ask me. :?

H/T: Jenn via…….Facebook!  Heh.

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Feeding Time…..

10 October 2009, 10:16 am. 8 Comments. Filed under Critters.

……at the Ol’ Broad’s kitty zoo!

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Yes, I AM trying to find home for a couple of them.  The one with the collar, I’m guessing, belongs to someone, but evidently, he likes it around here a WHOLE lot better.  That poor thing is starving for attention.  Tiny mom with her baby at the top just showed up.  Mean as junkyard dogs….both of ‘em!  They’ve calmed down a bit with a smidge of human interaction….aka ME.  :?   They won’t ever be real ‘people cats’, IMHO.  Mom is teaching baby well to survive.

The kitties with faces in the paper plate have an appointment next week with the vet!  Why?  Well, how am I gonna give ‘em to deserving families if they’re all wormy and such?  Yes, I’m a sucker, but hey….what can I say?  :D

I’m thinking that tri colored little bit is gonna find her way into the house after her going over with the Doc.  Heh.  Hey!  It was the Mr who picked that one!

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New Nobel Medal

9 October 2009, 7:46 pm. 10 Comments. Filed under Chuckles.

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Swiped from Right at Home.

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If He Had ANY Honor…..

9 October 2009, 4:11 pm. 8 Comments. Filed under Feckless Weasels, Moonbats & Other Animals, Opinion, Politics, The ONE.

…..Barack Hussein Obama would turn down the ‘prize’. But we know he has no more honor than the Boracle did when he “won” over people who actually DID something to help others.

Meet the People Who Were Passed Over for Obama
Mary Katharine Ham

Sima Samar, women’s rights activist in Afghanistan: “With dogged persistence and at great personal risk, she kept her schools and clinics open in Afghanistan even during the most repressive days of the Taliban regime, whose laws prohibited the education of girls past the age of eight. When the Taliban fell, Samar returned to Kabul and accepted the post of Minister for Women’s Affairs.”

Ingrid Betancourt: French-Colombian ex-hostage held for six years.

“Dr. Denis Mukwege: Doctor, founder and head of Panzi Hospital in Bukavu, Democratic Republic of Congo. He has dedicated his life to helping Congolese women and girls who are victims of gang rape and brutal sexual violence.”

Handicap International and Cluster Munition Coalition: “These organizations are recognized for their consistently serious efforts to clean up cluster bombs, also known as land mines. Innocent civilians are regularly killed worldwide because the unseen bombs explode when stepped upon.”

Hu Jia, a human rights activist and an outspoken critic of the Chinese government, who was sentenced last year to a three-and-a-half-year prison term for ‘inciting subversion of state power.’”

“Wei Jingsheng
, who spent 17 years in Chinese prisons for urging reforms of China’s communist system. He now lives in the United States.”

I’m not the only one who finds this a farce:

Comment: absurd decision on Obama makes a mockery of the Nobel peace prize

Mr Obama becomes the third sitting US President to receive the prize. The committee said today that he had “captured the world’s attention”. It is certainly true that his energy and aspirations have dazzled many of his supporters. Sadly, it seems they have so bedazzled the Norwegians that they can no longer separate hopes from achievement. The achievements of all previous winners have been diminished.

‘Peace Prize to Obama – big mistake by Nobel committee’

Yes, supposedly, Obama is going to be donating the money that comes with the award to charity. I hear ACORN is in need of some funds.

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“It’s Called Camping Bro……”

9 October 2009, 1:12 pm. 2 Comments. Filed under Chuckles.

Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, “Kemo bro, look towards sky, what you see?”

Obama replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What that tell you?” asked Tonto.

Obama pondered for a minute then said, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, Mother Nature is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s’ it tell you, Tonto?”

Tonto says, “Obama, you dumber than buffalo shit. It means somebody stole the tent.”

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Facts Mean Nothing To The Media

9 October 2009, 11:40 am. 6 Comments. Filed under Feckless Weasels, Friends & Family.

When you read something in a ‘newspaper’, aren’t you suppose to be able to believe what they state as the facts?  Well, you USE to be able to, but not anymore.  Is it any wonder that only 29% believe the media gets the facts straight?   Newspapers blame the internet for declining circulation.  Personally, I blame the so called NEWSpapers themselves.

A couple of days ago, I posted about an exchange between friend and fellow blogger, Texas Fred, and the mayor of Wurst….er….Hurst, TX.  The Ft. Worth Star-Telegram spoke to Fred about the exchange, and not surprisingly, got the FACTS wrong.

Ward said he does regret some things he has said or written on blogs and in e-mails. After Rowlett blogger Fred Witzell called Ward an “idiot mayor,” Ward shot back, saying Witzell, a fellow member of the NRA, was “dumb” and “ugly.”

Not exactly the way things happened. And there is a time line to PROVE it:

from: TexasFred
to: hurst@ci.hurst.tx.us
date: Tue, Oct 6, 2009 at 10:36 AM
subject: To the Office of The Mayor
mailed – by texasfred.com
hide details 10:36 AM (0 minutes ago)

How does it feel to be the ONLY Mayor in the entire state of Texas to sign on to this veiled attempt at a libber gun grab? I sincerely hope your constituents take you to the wood shed in your next election. You are a disgrace!

from: Richard Ward – ward.richard@charter.net
to: (Fred’s email address)
date: Tue, Oct 6, 2009 at 11:23 AM
subject: Your latest drivel,
mailed – by charter.net
hide details 11:23 AM (31 minutes ago)

Texas Fred,
You are as ugly as you are dumb. I suggest you at least take your picture from your web site. If you want to see a handsome dude, go to the City Of Hurst web site. http://www.ci.hurst.tx.us./

As to your question, how does it feel to be the only Mayor in Texas to be a member of MAIG. It feels wonderful. At least one mayor has the guts (actually I preferred another word) to stand up for what is right. I am sending you an attachment that I put together. You will likely have to have your wife or child read it to you. It has some big words in it. But… have it read to you with an open mind and you might realize that we are all seeking the same thing. Get the criminals and illegal guns off the streets.

Please note the times of each email!  Fred’s initial email was sent at 10:36am on Tuesday.  The only thing I can see that could POSSIBLY be considered an insult, even if it IS true…. “disgrace”.  REAL Texans do NOT want to deny any American their Constitutional rights, most important of which is the 2nd.  Without the 2nd, there is no 1st.  So yes, the clown IS a disgrace!

Less than an hour later, 11:23am, this so called mayor responded, in what can only be considered a juvenile, petty, and down right inappropriate manner for an elected official.

“He started the name calling,” Ward said. “In retrospect, I would like to go back and redo it.”

Want some cheese with that whine?  It’s a bald face LIE Mr. Ward! You can’t unring this bell!

I just love Fred’s parting ‘shot’:

“There’s only one way to get the guns out of the hands of the criminals, and that’s to remove the criminals,” Witzell said.

That’s a fact!  Spin it any way you want to, but if the mollycoddling would stop, we’d have a whole lot less crime!

The way I see it, the Star-Telegram owes Fred an apology for being less than accurate.  (I’m being MORE than nice here.)

Update: Fred has posted his response.

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Stuff It Where The Sun Don’t Shine!

9 October 2009, 9:44 am. 2 Comments. Filed under 2nd Amendment, Tennessee.

Hillbilly pol takes shot at mayor

A Republican gubernatorial hopeful in Tennessee yesterday slammed Mayor Bloomberg’s crusade against illegal guns — and told him to “stay the heck out of” his state.

Zach Wamp, who’s running for the seat that will be open because of term limits, took the jab at the Big Apple mayor in a Twitter post.

The broadside came a day after Bloomberg revealed that 40 private investigators hired by the city bought firearms at gun shows in Tennessee, Nevada and Ohio between May and August — despite the buyers telling the sellers they couldn’t pass mandated background checks.

Ok, what is it with New Yorkers? Do they actually believe everyone who doesn’t live in New York is a ‘hillbilly’? Do they even know what a hillbilly is????? Evidently not! I would have thought the Post had a little more sense than to use such a term.  This is

And Zach Wamp is right! That socialist anti-gun millionaire needs to mind his own damn business! The Tennessee Constitution states in Article I, Section 26: That the citizens of this State have a right to keep and to bear arms for their common defense; but the Legislature shall have power, by law, to regulate the wearing of arms with a view to prevent crime. If Bloomberg would take a good hard look at the state of Tennessee, the only cities with a massive crime problem are those that are run by Democrats with the same mind set as him. I’m going to agree with Wamp….Bloomberg and all of his ilk need a big ol’ dose of shut the hell up!

Other than that, for the record, I do NOT support him for TN governor.

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WHISKEY!! TANGO!! FOXTROT!!!

9 October 2009, 8:14 am. 2 Comments. Filed under Chris From Racine, Crime, Feckless Weasels, Pond Scum.

There are some things in the world that are just impossible to fathom. And NO, I’m not talking about the Prez winning the Nobel Peace Prize for having done nothing. I’m talking about this…and I’m going to attempt to keep my language in check.

Forrest City, AR 10/08/09) Doctors have determined that a mentally challenged teenager is fit to stand trial for raping his eight day-old daughter.

Reginald Davis was 18 years old when police say he raped and beat his infant daughter in the mother’s Forrest City, Arkansas home. The newborn was rushed to the hospital September 1, 2008 after Davis visited the child and her mother. Doctors said the newborn had vaginal bleeding and a fractured skull. Police arrested Davis after the child’s 15 year-old mother said she took a shower and left Davis alone with his newborn.

Okay – we have an 18 year old getting a 15 year old pregnant. That in and of itself is against the laws of most states.

In a forensic report submitted to the court, doctors say he understands right from wrong. Under questioning, Davis told investigators different stories, but “finally admitted that he caused the injuries to his child”. He claimed he “accidentally penetrated the baby” and “accidentally dropped” her. At the time, Davis’ mother said her son was set up and that it’s not in his nature to hurt a child

Accidentally?? ACCIDENTALLY??? Tell me friends – how does one accidentally penetrate an 8 day old? I suppose he accidentally took off the diaper. Then he accidentally pulled down his pants. He then accidentally got aroused, and accidentally…Lord – I can’t even think about it.

“Whatever happened over there, I hope they just come out with the truth and tell it because all I know when I talked to him he said something about a baby and he didn’t do that,” said Jacqueline Smith.

According to the forensic report, Davis grew up in a violent home. Doctors say with an IQ of 59, the Special Ed student has “mild mental retardation”. Juvenile courts determined him delinquent and put him on probation for robbery. Experts say with his history, Davis may not have been prepared to care for a child.

“Have they been taught? Have they experienced what it is like to be cared for and have they been taught how to care for another person,” asks Nancy Williams of the Memphis Child Advocacy Center.

WHAT??? Is this person actually making excuses for this abomination?? Seriously??? We’re talking an 8 day old baby here lady!!!

Davis has told investigators another man sexually assaulted his daughter. He is still behind bars and could go to trial next month. Despite Davis’ mental handicap, doctors think he knew sexual contact with a child was against the law.

Let’s gain a little perspective here folks. THIS is an 8 day old baby.

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I don’t give a shit what someone’s IQ is, nor do I give a shit about their upbringing. Anyone who can do this to such a precious innocent is not fit to walk this earth.

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