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One Of Those “Just Cuz” Moments

12 December 2009, 10:08 am. 5 Comments. Filed under Chuckles, Just Cuz, War on Terror.

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday..

USRSF

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5 Comments »

  1. Snarky Basterd. 12 December 2009, 1:06 pm

    Hell, that really is satire … because it would never happen under Zero.

  2. Shadowblitz70. 12 December 2009, 5:39 pm

    We also need to tell the USRSF that the Taliban is plotting to take away football and kill Hank Williams Jr.
    That would shorten it by a day or 2….

  3. Terry wickham. 12 December 2009, 8:10 pm

    I disagree with # 3, I wold not even touch those DIRTY PIGS!!!! ;0(

  4. Jiro. 13 December 2009, 6:38 pm

    Sign me up…Do I get to keep the rifle if I’m a good boy?

  5. olbroad. 13 December 2009, 8:57 pm

    Heh.  Jiro, I think ya might be too yankee, but hey, if ya ask real nice, and say ‘y’all’ a lot, I’m sure there’d be some reconsideration.  LMAO