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The economy is so bad….

18 January 2010, 11:58 am. 1 Comment. Filed under Just Cuz.

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonald’s is selling the 1/4-ouncer.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh great!! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!

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  1. Shadowblitz70. 18 January 2010, 12:46 pm

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
     - Thats me anyway.

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
    - Whose fault is that?

    The Mafia is laying off judges.
    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
                      – these sound like liberal conspiracy theories.