An Ol' Broad's Ramblings
Jamaica – Day 5
Last night, we had a terrific dinner on the beach to celebrate the Mr’s birthday. Today, we went snorkeling. Well, he went snorkeling. I spent most of my time fighting the current and that stupid mouthpiece thingy. I think I ended up swallowing a couple of gallons of salt water. 
Ok, perhaps not that bad, but it wasn’t a pleasant experience, to say the least. We like it here better than Negril, but the snorkeling is much better over that way. I did manage to take a few pictures before I gave it up and climbed back in the boat. Gotta get ‘em developed though.
So, we get back to the room this afternoon, and who is waiting for us?
What is it with that stupid chicken? Yeah, he’s a mite fuzzy, but I recognized him. 
Perhaps Chris’ curse really IS working? Hmmm… Hey…woman! Behave yourself!
After a much needed nap, we decided to fore go the mega party going on in the parking lot, and headed over to a quiet little place on the beach side. Have to admit, it wasn’t the greatest fare we’ve had here, but it was edible. While sitting there, minding out own business, I heard a woman sitting behind us say, rather loudly, “Where’s the rest of it?” It took a few seconds for me to see what she was talking about. A young lady was being seated at the table next to ours, and I swear, she was wearing the shortest yellow slip I’ve ever seen in my life. I mean, seriously, even when men are commenting on the lack of cover, you KNOW there is an issue. I’m rather grateful she never felt the need to bend over!
Of course, there was the required towel critter waiting for us. I know what it is! It’s an elephant in a turban!
Granted, we haven’t really been all that active this trip, but it’s been extremely pleasant. It’s not that I’m not paying attention to what’s going in the rest of the world, just at the present time, I’m not giving a happy crap! Heh.
Hee hee!!! Glad you’re having a good time…and dammit woman! Kill the chicken and cook it up on that stove of yours!!
Pfft! Oh yeah….BIG picture! LOL
uhmmm.. mom… Bouys are made to stay above water… you can’t snorkel if you float
(cough cough) as for the chicken… and the other c word that my mother can barely pronounce (cook) much less accomplish… ROFLMAO…
@Chris, if she could figure out how to microwave it.. then it might be a consideration.. lol
@bat… i think those are supposed to be ears on the effalant… not a turban.. sheesh..
RE: Towel critter-
It’s either an elephant, or somebody used the towel to wipe their hands off after applying topical viagra… just sayin’
HMPH! Shoulda taken a front shot. Looked like a turban…
Gary…gracious sakes. What a thought. LMAO