An Ol' Broad's Ramblings
People of Walmart
Don’t you love those emails ya get from relatives and friends, featuring the People of Walmart? I have to tell ya, some of the pictures with the captions have me literally in tears from laughing so hard. Well, I got one of those emails today from my brother in law, and yes, tears rolling down the cheeks, cackling like a chicken laying an egg. Well, I thought I’d go look at the site to see what’s new, just for something to do. Well, it’s not like I don’t have anything to do. It’s just that, well, at the time, I didn’t feel like doing it. 
While strolling through the site, I noticed something. DAYYUM! Do people really go out dressed like that? As a frequent shopper at Wally World, I’ve seen quite a few of the, shall we shall, not so bright folks, wandering out in public, dressed in all manor of get ups. My favorite is the matching camo and mullet family. I’m a jeans/capri/shorts and t-shirt type person myself. And I don’t mean SHORT shorts, I mean above the ‘a bit above the knee’ type shorts, and honestly, I’m not all that comfortable showing the fat knees. 
So, when I see pictures like these posted on the site, I have to ask…..WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING??
Seriously? You actually go out in public, dressed like that? Woman…you are FAT! Dressing like a sausage in heat is NOT attractive. Oh yeah, I’m fat too, so I’m allowed. At least I’ve got enough sense to cover up the excess, as best I can. 
Then, of course, we have the ‘gravity sucks’ group. I know gravity. It sucks!
Just how much eyeball bleach can one person use before it won’t work anymore?
They make Iowa seem not so bad
Some people have NO pride…
Apparently, some have less than that…
It’s just down right frightening. Do you remember the times when our mothers wouldn’t walk out of the house without a girdle?
That is this level of ugly.
O……….M…………G!!! I’m gonna have nightmares now, thankuverymuch!!!
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little