An Ol' Broad's Ramblings
Archive for 22 August 2010
IT’S SO HOT AND DRY IN TENNESSEE….
That the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
The Methodists are using wet-wipes,
Presbyterians are giving rain checks,
And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn
back into water!
IT’S SO HOT AND DRY IN TENNESSEE….
….the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
….the trees are whistling for the dogs.
….the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
….hot water comes from both taps.
….you can make sun tea instantly.
….you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
….the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
….you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
….you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
….you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
….you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
….your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death”?
….you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
….the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
….the cows are giving evaporated milk.
….farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
Swiped from The Rep.
Complete Copy & Paste
The Best Anti-Obama Rant Ever!
This on the radio motivational rant is from Houston Radio Host Michael Berry. It occurred earlier this month. Listen to this video and prepare to be motivated this fall.
Gleefully swiped, in toto, from Blue Grass Pundit!
Verse of the Day
Titus 1:16 They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate.
