An Ol' Broad's Ramblings
Deadly Weapons of Math Instruction
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
‘Al-Gebra is a problem for us’, the Attorney General said. ‘They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.’ They use secret code names like “X” and “Y” and refer to themselves as “unknowns” but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, “There are 3 sides to every triangle.“
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.” White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
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LMAO!!! OMG! That was sooooooooooooooo funny, I laughed until I cried lady! That was great!!!
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Our system of government is broken and it needs to be fixed, everyone who has even half a brain knows this, but the question is, how are ‘We the People” going to fix it? It’s gonna take a lot more than a simple election I’m afraid to say.
I’d hazard to say that even our (elections) are now corrupted by special interest groups and lobbyist’s. Is there NO ONE that can’t be bought???!!!
And………..if they can’t be bought, will they then end up dying in some mysterious accident??? An accident? HA! I seriously doubt that, but deemed so nonetheless. With NO proof of foul play.
There are some very powerful, and very dangerous people in a place of great power at the moment. I pray to God that we are strong enough to survive what comes.
I am a God fearing woman, and I know the time is coming when those who would corrupt and be corrupted will be punished by a being more powerful than ANY President! A higher being than any of us mortals!
I fear we are headed toward another ‘civil war’ of sorts, and it scares the crap out of me!
May God Bless!
Well, thank ya ma’am!
I agree…the time is coming! Probably a LOT sooner than many would like to believe, but hey….that will be their downfall! They have the choice….so many have already chosen WRONG.