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Archive for 6 August 2011
A Wisconsin Chuckle
The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman president, who happens to be from Wisconsin. A few days after the election the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her Father and says, ‘So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?’
‘I don’t think so. It’s an 18 hour drive.”
‘Don’t worry about it Dad, I’ll send Air Force One. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.’
‘I don’t know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?’
“Oh Dad,” replies Susan, ‘I’ll make sure she has a wonderful gown ustom-made by the best designer in Washington ..’
‘Honey,’ Dad complains, ‘you know I can’t eat those rich foods you eat. Do they serve tap beer????’
The President-to-be responds, ‘Don’t worry Dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington, I’ll ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be there.’
So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new president’s Dad and Mom. Dad noticing the senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers, ‘You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States.’
The Senator whispers back, ‘You bet I do.’
Dad says proudly, “Her brother played football for the Green Bay Packers.”
Shared by Sue.
Saturday Afternoon – Melting In Texas – No Laundry Time
Matt Damon Does Not Understand “Job Creation” – Blue Collar Republican
America Humiliated – Had Enough Therapy?
How the End of NASA Affects US National Security – Canary In The Coal Mine
How The Liberal Media Places the Deception Game – Political Pistachio
Installing common sense in DC – MacBourne’s Musings
Izlamic Terror in the U.K. or “Kissing”? – Woman Honor Thyself
Philly To Address Flash Mob Attacks – Support Your Local Gunfighter
Obama is Unfit To Govern (in Time of Trillion-Dollar Deficits) – Gay Patriot
One Man Stand – Badger Blogger
Obama’s trickle-down misery – Nonsensible Shoes
Boom…More Stocks…Boom…More…Boom…Dear Lord! Video – Maggie’s Notebook
The EPA Nation-Killing Machine – Family Security Matters
CANADA: Conservative commentator attacked by muslim mob for taking pictures – Bare Naked Islam
A special prosecutor is needed to investigate corruption in the Holder Justice Dept. – A Charging Elephant
Video: Liberals blame non-existant peak energy, not Obama policies, on killing economy – The Blog Prof
But, But… A Free Press is Supposed to be a GOOD Thing? – This Ain’t Hell
Beat Whitey Night In Wisconsin – The Political Jungle
Rhetoric v. Substance – Digital Publius
Gore FAIL – Gore starts cussing in climate talk – Watts Up With That?
The OIC Calls the Shots – Gates of Vienna
Cyber Insecurity – Be Sure You’re RIGHT, Then Go Ahead
Palin: If We Were Really Terrorists, Obama Might Want to Pal Around With Us – Michelle Malkin
Copter downing in Afghanistan kills 30 Americans
Insurgents shot down a U.S. military helicopter during fighting in eastern Afghanistan, killing 30 Americans, most of them belonging to the same elite unit as the Navy SEALs who killed al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden, U.S. officials said Saturday. It was the deadliest single loss for American forces in the decade-old war against the Taliban.
One large nuke. One large field of glass. Problem solved. There are no innocents. There are no civilians. There is a cesspool that needs to be cleaned in the most extreme manner possible.
They can kill our heroes, but they aren’t going to bring back that piece of garbage Osama bin Ladin! That particular piece of sh*t is burning in hell. Many others need to join him.
I honor our men and women of the military, and those who have given their lives to keep us safe.
Typical Male Teen
Phone and earbuds. Makes for some interesting attempts at conversation. Heh.
What A Hypocrite!
Obama ‘Disappoint-Mints’ Pulled After Lawmaker Complains
The University of Tennessee bookstore has quit selling packages of breath mints that satirize President Barack Obama after a state legislator complained
The box bears a picture of Obama and is labeled “disappoint-mints.” Officials pulled the product after Democratic state Rep. Joe Armstrong visited the bookstore and told the manager he found the mints offensive.
And of course, he found NO offense when the same store sold the same thing with Bush’s name on them. But THAT’S different, right? Can we say HYPOCRITE? Yep…I knew we could!
