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15 April 2012, 10:05 pm.
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Filed under The Peacock War.
Things You’ll Need
Healthy peacock
Bird cleaning tools
Recipe
Instructions
1 Acquire a peacock. There are several ways to get your hands on a good roasting peacock. Sometimes farmers sell their peafowl at livestock auctions. While this may be a hit-or-miss scenario, it may be worth checking out a local livestock auction. Otherwise, check online for peacock or poultry/pheasant dealers. If you can locate a company online, there’s a great chance that you can also order a peacock online or by phone.
Well now…. acquiring said foul fowl might not be such a problem at all! 
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You DO realize? Peacocks are infinitely smarter than chickens…
How do I know that you ask??
Have you ever had Kentucky Fried Peacock??
Oooo….fried peacock! Now there’s an excellent idea.